My friend, the pig

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Pandora

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pixiegirl said:
So your husband doesn't burp or fart? Calls breasts, breasts and nothing else?

I doubt very seriously that Vrai's friend is seriously a classless pig. I'd be more willing to bet he's just a man who's use to being a man.
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When you 1st start dating somebody, you expect them to be on their best behavior. Vrai said this is the way the guy acts on HIS 1ST DATE with somebody new.

If this is any sign of what is to come, I could see this guy saying “hey slut, hop on the table, spread eagle and show my buddies that little freckle you have on your inner thigh.”
 
Pete

Pete

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vraiblonde said:
I know this guy - single and has had very few steady relationships. He complains all the time that he can't find a decent woman to date.

This guy is also a pig. He refers to women's breasts as "hooters", right in front of them, possibly on the first date.

He goes off about how long it's been since he's been laid (in front of his date).

He burps and farts indiscriminately.

He tells his date that she should forgo dessert because her ass is huge.

Do you think there is a connection between his "approach" and his lack of repeat dates? Because he says that's not it - he says there are just "no women in St. Mary's County".
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For the record:

This is not me.
 
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dems4me

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pixiegirl said:
So your husband doesn't burp or fart? Calls breasts, breasts and nothing else?

I doubt very seriously that Vrai's friend is seriously a classless pig. I'd be more willing to bet he's just a man who's use to being a man.
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Personally, I can handle the bad indiscriminate gas or something, but bad table manners really bother me. I can't stand a guy that smacks his food while eating like a wile boar and almost grunting with every bite, talks with food in his mouth and even spits food while he's talking :barf:
 
camily

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dems4me said:
Personally, I can handle the bad indiscriminate gas or something, but bad table manners really bother me. I can't stand a guy that smacks his food while eating like a wile boar and almost grunting with every bite, talks with food in his mouth and even spits food while he's talking :barf:
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My husband was slurping the other night and I wanted to knock his block off. Made my skin crawl.
 
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jwwb2000

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vraiblonde said:
I know this guy - single and has had very few steady relationships. He complains all the time that he can't find a decent woman to date.

This guy is also a pig. He refers to women's breasts as "hooters", right in front of them, possibly on the first date.

He goes off about how long it's been since he's been laid (in front of his date).

He burps and farts indiscriminately.

He tells his date that she should forgo dessert because her ass is huge.

Do you think there is a connection between his "approach" and his lack of repeat dates? Because he says that's not it - he says there are just "no women in St. Mary's County".
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As long as he doesn't get offended if she farts and burps back and tells him she hopes that bulge in his pants isn't just a sock stuffed in there cuz she requires more meat for her tastes. He should be good to go :yay:
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

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Pandora said:
When you 1st start dating somebody, you expect them to be on their best behavior. Vrai said this is the way the guy acts on HIS 1ST DATE with somebody new.

If this is any sign of what is to come, I could see this guy saying “hey slut, hop on the table, spread eagle and show my buddies that little freckle you have on your inner thigh.”
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I said to hold off until after he got them in the sac and you quoted me. Thus my response. :yay:
 
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vraiblonde said:
From the responses, you'd be better off saying, "VRAI! Quit talking about me on the open board!! :mad:"

:lol:
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I am not saying I don't do many of those things, I was stating you were not speaking of me specifically this time.

I wouldn't do the "forgo dessert, your ass is huge" thing though because if it was so big I was tempted to say that I wouldn't be on a date with them in the first place.
 
Toxick

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vraiblonde said:
He tells his date that she should forgo dessert because her ass is huge.

Do you think there is a connection between his "approach" and his lack of repeat dates? Because he says that's not it - he says there are just "no women in St. Mary's County".
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Having been in St. Mary's County when I was single (and having engaged in NONE of the aforementioned piggish behaviors), I have to say that your friend has a point.


On the other hand, not doing the above - especially the dessert/ass thing - will increase his odds on second dates, if he manages to snag a first date to begin with.
 
fttrsbeerwench

fttrsbeerwench

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Adter bartending all those years. Most of the guys I have met and dated have been just like him...

I went out Saturday night with a man who not only took the time to walk around the car to open the door for me, but also said he won't have sex with anyone he does not love..

It was so shocking that I nearly fainted beside the car.. I think this man is amazing ....

:faint:
 
crabcake

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
fttrsbeerwench said:
Adter bartending all those years. Most of the guys I have met and dated have been just like him...

I went out Saturday night with a man who not only took the time to walk around the car to open the door for me, but also said he won't have sex with anyone he does not love..

It was so shocking that I nearly fainted beside the car.. I think this man is amazing ....

:faint:
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psst :gossip: it was :bs: to make you think he's Mr. Wonderful; he knows such :blahblah: will guarantee him bangbangbang on the second date. :lol:
 
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Pandora

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crabcake said:
psst :gossip: it was :bs: to make you think he's Mr. Wonderful; he knows such :blahblah: will guarantee him bangbangbang on the second date. :lol:
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:killingme you cynical biatch.

I was thinking the same thing. :ohwell:

THEN I DO have to remember I married somebody like that. :lol:

I don't think vrai like my Toot Tones. :ohwell:
 
fttrsbeerwench

fttrsbeerwench

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Actually, this has been our 5th or 6th close encounter.. ....
I tell him he's a tease but he's really a great deal of fun...

I don't believe there are no men out there without tact and decency... They are just hard to find..

BTW, farting doesn't bother me a bit so long as he doesn't hold my head under the covers and do it....:lmao:
 
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