New 'Super Viagra' Rub-On Cream

Aerogal

Aerogal

USMC 1983-1995
Scientist Developing New 'Super Viagra' Rub-On Cream - Men's Health - FOXNews.com

Scientists are developing a new "super Viagra" cream that promises to act faster than the popular erectile dysfunction drug — and without the side effects.
PerthNow reports the lotion is said to produce almost instant results, unlike anti-impotence tablets which can take 30 minutes to an hour before taking effect.
Viagra and other drugs in the same class do this by blocking the effects of an enzyme called phosphodiesterase type 5.
But these so-called phosphodiesterase inhibitors are known to cause side effects ranging from headaches to vision problems and more serious complications.
Now a team of researchers from the Albert Einstein College of Medicine at Yeshiva University, New York, have developed a way to deliver the drugs straight to the affected area using nanoparticles, which are naked to the human eye, contained in a lotion.
In tests, performed on rats, the new delivery method has proven successful in nine out of 10 cases.
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What I want to know is - who put it on the rats?:whistle:
 
libertytyranny

libertytyranny

Dream Stealer
What I want to know is where you have to put the cream...can it be anywhere. I would love to slather some on as had lotion then go shake every male hand in my office... haha nice to meet you...oh I see the pleasure is all yours.:killingme
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
libertytyranny said:
What I want to know is where you have to put the cream...can it be anywhere. I would love to slather some on as had lotion then go shake every male hand in my office... haha nice to meet you...oh I see the pleasure is all yours.:killingme
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Maybe it will make their hands swell up
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
In tests, performed on rats, the new delivery method has proven successful in nine out of 10 cases.
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so, since we can assume that that rats did not apply this magic lotion on their own.
Do you think someone volunteered for this task, or did the low guy on the pole have to do it to keep his job.

what do you do for a living?

I rub cream in rat winkies in order to sexually stimulate them.
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
oldman said:
I'm glad you know so much more than I about it. The day I have to use some cream to do what nature gave me I'm turning in my man card. :roflmao:
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no no no
I dont be needing no cream to wake up mr winky. yet.

and like you, when the day comes, the mancard is buried with me.

would make a good joke though if it could work from touching any part of your body.. or even if it made the part that it touched swell up.. imagine the fun you could have at a public phone when guys using the phone walked away with 30 lb lips.
 
Dye Tied

Dye Tied

Garden Variety Gnome
So you rub it on your pleasure plank. Won't it transfer to the woman after insertion? Then what happens? :shrug:
 
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