You know yr in a bad place when "Are those real?" is something you are contemplating how to weave in to the conversation.
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- Thread starter Larry Gude
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You know yr in a bad place when "Are those real?" is something you are contemplating how to weave in to the conversation.
Larry Gude
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They felt Happy Meal size (perfect) and like warm, baked apples. Not too hard, not too soft...
They felt Happy Meal size (perfect) and like warm, baked apples. Not too hard, not too soft...
oh...
....my...
.goodness.......
Larry Gude
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GWguy
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Tell me I'm wrong.
No way to do that without a hands-on experience....
Larry Gude
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I have extra senses. Like Spider man. Only a big fat redneck version whose wall climbing days are long gone.
Tell me I'm wrong.
My ole pappy (god rest his tortured soul) always told me: "Son.. ('swat he called me, for some reason)....you go find yourself a nice big woman. Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and everywhere you squeeze 'em feels like titties".
Was I raised wrong?
Larry Gude
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NextJen
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PeoplesElbow
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Had a friend that was divorced three times by the time he was 35. He had two philosophies 1) Marry a woman that can cook cause you can always have an affair but no woman will be your cook on the side or 2) Marry a fat ugly woman that you can't stand that way when she leaves you, you are happy about it.
I've developed a different approach. Any time the urge to marry comes over me, I go to the nearest dive bar, search out the loudest and most obnoxious drunk woman in the place, and just hand her the title to a furnished house.
Larry Gude
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kwillia
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Why in the world are you asking her for dating advice? You've never listened to her before. :lol.
Larry Gude
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Not that you're going to listen to me, but.....
Conversation is the #1 component of a first date, assuming the other person is of reasonable appearance. If it's Misfit's crap smelling co-worker, they cannot possibly be intelligent, witty, or charming enough to overcome that.
Larry Gude
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kwillia
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Yes. She's saying that there is always some level of physical attraction in order the the first date conversation to be of any importance.Can anyone translate this for me?
Larry Gude
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And I say 'Check' to box #1.