Off Topic Thread

[bknarw]

YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME!!!

 

[FIREMAN]

Re: alrighty then ...

Originally posted by BchBns
(rubbing hands together) who's dishing out the spankings

I volunteer my years of experience. Who's your FIREMAN!

 

[vraiblonde]

"Q" is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any state of the United States.

 

[2ndAmendment]

Which way did he go? Which way did he go?

 

[Kyle]

Select any whole number... Take the numbers 1 above and below it and multiply them... That number is always 1 less than the square of the chosen number.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by bknarw
YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME!!!

Momma said to tell you she ain't NEVER coming home again. What did you do to Momma???

 

[2ndAmendment]

Originally posted by Kyle
Select any whole number... Take the numbers 1 above and below it and multiply them... That number is always 1 less than the square of the chosen number.

Yeah. So?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by 2ndAmendment

Yeah. So?

And then he said, "Really! I was just trying to help that sheep get back over the fence!"

 

[FIREMAN]

The average rain drops at 7 MPH.

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by Kyle
And then he said, "Really! I was just trying to help that sheep get back over the fence!"

And I replied "geez, pardner, ya sure has a funny way of pushing that sheep back over"..

 

[cattitude]

I hear things.

 

[2ndAmendment]

My new fish is smarter than most liberals. I just got him and already he recognizes I am the one that supplies the food. He swims to the side of the bowl I am on and looks at me when he is hungry.

 

[Otter]

Had a dog once, was training him not to eat, and wouldn't you know it, he died right when I thought I had him fully trained..

 

[bknarw]

A glass of Chardonnay.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by 2ndAmendment
My new fish is smarter than most liberals.

Got any old ones that are liberals? I sure do have a hankering for some sushi!

 

[FIREMAN]

A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size

 

[2ndAmendment]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Got any old ones that are liberals? I sure do have a hankering for some sushi!

My fish that died was named Sushi in the rough. I think he is still in the trash can. Want me to get him for you?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Got any old ones that are liberals? I sure do have a hankering for some sushi!

They jumped from the aquarium and suffocated when Bush was elected Prez... Their names were Alec, Babs and Susan.

 

[cattitude]

Originally posted by otter
Had a dog once, was training him not to eat, and wouldn't you know it, he died right when I thought I had him fully trained..

I always liked Al.

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by FIREMAN
A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size

You sure know a lot about genitalia!