Off Topic Thread

[cattitude]

Originally posted by Kyle
You sure know a lot about genitalia!

and, funny, not human.....

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by Kyle
You sure know a lot about genitalia!

just trying to keep up with the barnacle.

 

[Otter]

Funny, I didn't notice Jennie Italia come in..

 

[blueeyes76]

Good grief, 25 pages of complete

 

[bknarw]

MY kind of thread!

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by blueeyes76
Good grief, 25 pages of complete

Yea, but I bet you didn't know about the barnacle. HUH

 

[SxyPrincess]

I'll have to remember to get shampoo at the store tonight.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by blueeyes76
Good grief, 25 pages of complete

Not complete - we know a LOT more about things like twits, dorks, tongue twisters, the mating habits of the Brazilian fruit fly...

 

[tater]

Dammit, I bet barnacles get ALL the chicks

 

[blueeyes76]

I did not know that tidbit FIREMAN, consider me educated

Good point Jazz, sorry, that's what happens when you don't think before you write huh?

 

[Delilah903]

Re: Re: FINALLY!

Originally posted by Sharon

hOW MANY ARMS HAS THIS DAMN THING GOT??????

 

[2ndAmendment]

Originally posted by FIREMAN
A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size

Knows a lot about MALE genitalia. What is it we don't know about you fireman? Pixiegirl?

 

[SxyPrincess]

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by 2ndAmendment

Knows a lot about MALE genitalia. What is it we don't know about you fireman? Pixiegirl?

I enjoy long summer walks on the beach. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Delilah903]

Originally posted by Kyle
... And a pressure sprayer filled with Kerosene will help you remove "Bag-worms" from your evergreen trees and shrubs!

IF YOU SET THE PRESSURE HIGH ENOUGH ON A SPRAYER YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BAG WORMS. IT WILL REMOVE THE EVERGREEN TREES AND SHRUBS!!

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Delilah903



IF YOU SET THE PRESSURE HIGH ENOUGH ON A SPRAYER YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BAG WORMS. IT WILL REMOVE THE EVERGREEN TREES AND SHRUBS!!

And if you get it near an open flame, you've got a home-made blow torch!

 

[Delilah903]

Re: Re: Uh Oh ...

Originally posted by Kyle
If it's more than one, do we have to drink faster?

Maybe pour doubles/triples... quads... instead.

NO,, WE JUST DRINK MORE.....

 

[Delilah903]

Originally posted by bknarw
*(waving aside smoke and acrid smell)*...

COUGH COUGH!!!


WHAT IN THE HELL????


I thought I told you kids NO PARTIES when Mommy and Daddy were gone!
And what have you done to this place?!?!?!?!?

Everyone! GO TO YOUR ROOMS IMMEDIATELY!

YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOES THIS MEAN I WON'T GET ELECTROCUTED????

 

[bknarw]

Thanks...but...

Originally posted by BchBns
an idea is coming to mind ... a rejection party ... we'll all get together for a party and toast the rotten, filthy, not-good-enough-for-us-anyway idiot who rejected us (we've all had at least one, right?) ... whaddyasay?

I don't think alcohol poisoning is something I need right now...

 

[Finger Cuffs]

I experience enough rejection without puttingmyself in the line of fire.