Off Topic Thread

[Delilah903]

Originally posted by otter
Had a dog once, was training him not to eat, and wouldn't you know it, he died right when I thought I had him fully trained..

I had a dog once who would eat anything except pink jellybeans.

 

[jazz lady]

Re: Thanks...but...

Originally posted by bknarw


I don't think alcohol poisoning is something I need right now...

Daddy have a rough day at the office? Come here and we'll bring your slippers, get you a nice cup of tea, and fix your favorite dinner while you enjoy watching the news in peace and quiet...

C'mon kids...we'll go in the other room while Daddy "relaxes"....shhhhh....

 

[Delilah903]

Originally posted by tater
Dammit, I bet barnacles get ALL the chicks

Does this mean size does count??

 

[bknarw]

Re: Re: Thanks...but...

Originally posted by jazz lady


Daddy have a rough day at the office? Come here and we'll bring your slippers, get you a nice cup of tea, and fix your favorite dinner while you enjoy watching the news in peace and quiet...

C'mon kids...we'll go in the other room while Daddy "relaxes"....shhhhh....

Look at what these damn kids did, honey!
:grr:

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Delilah903



I had a dog once who would eat anything except pink jellybeans.

He must have thought they were Cat-nads!

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Kyle
He must have thought they were Cat-nads!

Remember to spay or neuter your cat. They will love you FOREVER for it!

 

[Finger Cuffs]

What do you prefer?

white or dark meat?

 

[jazz lady]

Re: Re: Re: Thanks...but...

Originally posted by bknarw



Look at what these damn kids did, honey!
:grr:

I'm sorry - did you say something? Excuse me for a second - I've got to go take some more of my "special" medicine now...

 

[pixiegirl]

Re: What do you prefer?

Originally posted by Finger Cuffs
white or dark meat?

"Pixie", the other white meat!

 

[Otter]

...running for the shelter of mothers little helper...

 

[bknarw]

Chew, chew, chew your food...
Gently through the meal..
The more you chew..
The less you eat..
The better you will feel...

 

[Finger Cuffs]

Re: Re: What do you prefer?

Originally posted by pixiegirl


"Pixie", the other white meat!

would that be grilled or thrilled?

 

[tipsy mcgee]

No, that looks best eaten right out of the wrapper --

 

[pixiegirl]

Re: Re: Re: What do you prefer?

Originally posted by Finger Cuffs


would that be grilled or thrilled?

Depends, what are you better at?

 

[cattitude]

I liked it when I had a little helper.

 

[bknarw]

Re: Re: What do you prefer?

Originally posted by pixiegirl


"Pixie", the other white meat!

There's something fishy going on here!

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by cattitude
I liked it when I had a little helper.

Oh Otter! Catt needs her little helper!

 

[Finger Cuffs]

right out of thewrapper, with peanut butter and honey.

 

[pixiegirl]

Re: Re: Re: What do you prefer?

Originally posted by bknarw



There's something fishy going on here!

How would you know?

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by Finger Cuffs
right out of thewrapper, with peanut butter and honey.

I like him, he's fun!