Off Topic Thread

[1stGenSMIB]

We are no longer the owners of a 42 year old sail boat.

The two greatest days of a boat owner's life...the day you buy it, and the day you sell it!

(I own a 35 year old sailboat, I am slowly trying to bring back to life.)

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Moronic 18 year old here in the bay area had a water moccasin in a pillow case on his bed, took it out, placed it on his chest, and - Surprise! - the viper kissed him smack on the lips. Was in critical condition, upgraded to serious.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/...-while-in-bed-with-cottonmouth-water-moccasin

I'm all for neutering him after he recovers.

Well, when he is upgraded to stable condition.....*snip* *snip*

 

[FED_UP]

Moronic 18 year old here in the bay area had a water moccasin in a pillow case on his bed, took it out, placed it on his chest, and - Surprise! - the viper kissed him smack on the lips. Was in critical condition, upgraded to serious.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/...-while-in-bed-with-cottonmouth-water-moccasin

I'm all for neutering him after he recovers.

Must have been smoking some good stuff. Maybe drug treatment first before neuter.

 

[Monello]

Coffee sure smells a lot better than it tastes.

 

[b23hqb]

Coffee sure smells a lot better than it tastes.

AMEN! I may have been the only person in the history of the Nav that loved the smell of coffee beans and the brewing of it, but could never tolerate the taste. Diet Coke for my caffeine.

 

[sockgirl77]

I have insomnia.

 

[Monello]

Gonna be a good fight this week. Put up your dukes.

 

[Monello]

AMEN! I may have been the only person in the history of the Nav that loved the smell of coffee beans and the brewing of it, but could never tolerate the taste. Diet Coke for my caffeine.

I like goober in my coffee. When I get a cup the way I like it, it's more like a meal replacement than a beverage. I love getting a cappuccino corretto when I'm in Italy. I put all sorts of things in it like caramel, hazelnut, cream, chocolate, ice cream, whipped cream, flavored syrups.

I'm enjoying 1 right now!

 

[b23hqb]

They say the local Cuban cafe con leche is the best, but I don't see it.

 

[ArkRescue]

Listen mother####ers..... put down your mother####in' phone and drive your piece of #### mother####ing car!!!!!!!!!

I don't even bother to answer my phone anymore when I'm driving. The speakerphone on most phones sucks, the corded ear pieces suck, and every Bluetooth I've tried wasn't worth the money I spent. So to use my phone I need to be in a quiet environment to actually be able to hear well enough!

 

[PsyOps]

Did you know there are more than 500,000 pieces of space junk flying around up there moving at about 17,500 mph?

 

[MMDad]

Did you know there are more than 500,000 pieces of space junk flying around up there moving at about 17,500 mph?

Sounds like a lot until you consider the vast area it's spread over.

 

[b23hqb]

Wonder how many pieces of junk were thrown Monday by those Baltimorons and agitators?

 

[PsyOps]

Sounds like a lot until you consider the vast area it's spread over.

Tell that to this woman:

Woman hit by space junk, lives to tell the tale

Be very askeered

You Should Worry (a Little) About Falling Space Debris

 

[b23hqb]

Tell that to this woman:

Woman hit by space junk, lives to tell the tale

Be very askeered

You Should Worry (a Little) About Falling Space Debris

Was she just floating around in space, was hit, and reported it to the media?

I would think when it re-enters the atmosphere it ain't "space" junk anymore.

Would that be on or off topic?

 

[DoWhat]

I feel fat.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Just had a salad for lunch....but craving a chocolate candy bar now!!!

 

[PsyOps]

Would that be on or off topic?

Replying to someone's off topic post is technically on topic and a violation of thread rules.

 

[PsyOps]

Anatidaephobia is a fear that somewhere in the world, a duck is watching you.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Replying to someone's off topic post is technically on topic and a violation of thread rules.

Who sets the rules?



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