OMG-------------------Budweiser -------WTF are you doing?
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And Coca-Cola Corp is still making it today.
The Polar Bear is a Nazi
You left out Frosty!
Tech
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They were always such sharp dressers.
gemma_rae
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If you did that he'd only have an orgasm. Ignore him, or worse yet laugh at him, and it will kill him.
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Yeah, but I'd feel a whole lot better.
Punch him in his Barbie Pocket.
gemma_rae
Well-Known Member
Yeah, but you're not mentally ill. You have to be responsible.
Anheuser-Busch admits to continued plunge in Bud Light sales, insists US still has 'favorable' view of brand
Anheuser-Busch says 80% of Americans have a favorable or neutral view of Bud Light
Anheuser-Busch InBev announced a steep drop in profits amid the ongoing boycott against Bud Light this week, but the company insists U.S. consumers still have a generally favorable view of the beer brand.
The company announced that its U.S. revenue dropped 10.5% in the 2nd quarter of 2023, while its earnings prior to taxes, interest and depreciation fell 28.2%, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Anheuser-Busch accompanied the grim numbers with a survey of some 170,000 consumers across the U.S., saying it found a majority remain favorable toward the Bud Light brand, while 80% are favorable or neutral.
"Coors Light and Miller Lite are now 50% bigger than Bud Light by total industry dollars," he continued. "Last year, Bud Light was bigger than both. Retailers are making space for our brands as demand increases."
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"We're laying off workers because of the decline of the brand but All Is Well!!! Really!!!"
Anheuser-Busch says 80% of Americans have a favorable or neutral view of Bud Light
Anheuser-Busch InBev announced a steep drop in profits amid the ongoing boycott against Bud Light this week, but the company insists U.S. consumers still have a generally favorable view of the beer brand.
The company announced that its U.S. revenue dropped 10.5% in the 2nd quarter of 2023, while its earnings prior to taxes, interest and depreciation fell 28.2%, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Anheuser-Busch accompanied the grim numbers with a survey of some 170,000 consumers across the U.S., saying it found a majority remain favorable toward the Bud Light brand, while 80% are favorable or neutral.
"Coors Light and Miller Lite are now 50% bigger than Bud Light by total industry dollars," he continued. "Last year, Bud Light was bigger than both. Retailers are making space for our brands as demand increases."
Bud Light sales continue to plunge, as Anheuser-Busch insists US still has 'favorable' view of brand
Anheuser-Busch says a majority of Americans maintain a favorable view of Bud Light despite plummeting sales amid a months-long boycott against the beer.
"We're laying off workers because of the decline of the brand but All Is Well!!! Really!!!"
Hijinx
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What a Dork!
I personally like the ending where he falls backward into the fence.
Step on it like a cockroach.
gemma_rae
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Well Jinx, consider this, maybe he is just the retard we need in these retarded times. After all, He is single handedly putting the noose around these woke ashholes throat's. Maybe Joe Biden will select him as VP in his re-election campaign, what could possibly go wrong?
Anheuser-Busch selling Shock Top, Breckinridge to cannabis company Tilray
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Last week’s Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is an annual event held not coincidentally held in Sturgis, South Dakota. It's one of the largest motorcycle rallies in the world, drawing half a million motorcycle enthusiasts from all over the world. The week-long rally features events including motorcycle races, concerts, bike shows, and more.According to this roving report from the rally, basically nobody at this year’s event wanted to go into the vast, empty Budweiser beer garden. And that’s even after they took down all the posters of girly-man Dylan Mulvaney suggestively straddling Harleys in a star-spangled bikini. The non-existent crowd was what they would have expected if, instead of free beer, they were only serving hot exhaust.
In this video clip, the reporter tries his best to ignore the problem, and to give beleaguered Budweiser reps a little turbo boost of encouragement, but the awful optics keep drawing him back. Looking at that ghost town of a beer garden is just like the hypnotic effect of watching twenty parked motorcycles falling over like dominoes in slow motion. You can feel the reporter’s dawning realization that whoa, this might not just be a speed bump for Bud Light, but might be a disaster for the whole storied American beer brand worse than Evil Knievel coming up short on his jump across the Grand Canyon.
In a hundred years, college marketing classes will still be examining the great Budweiser Brand Suicide of 2023. So.
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