One Million Dollars

[Kyle]

I know what I'd do. 2 chicks at the same time.

Can I watch for $100?

 

[JabbaJawz]

I'm sure you wouldn't have a problem without it.

Hey dingweasel...have you ever seen the movie Office Space?

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Buy a 43 foor Black Thunder, a place on the water & sock away the rest for retirement

 

[Peter Gibbons]

Buy a date with you



Buy me some property in my hood and build a house!

Good answer!

 

[Kizzy]

Hey dingweasel...have you ever seen the movie Office Space?

No

 

[JabbaJawz]

Can I watch for $100?

$200 and you've got yourself a deal.

 

[Kyle]

$200 and you've got yourself a deal.

$150 and I'll throw in a case of Evereadys.

 

[Peter Gibbons]

Whatever she bids, I bid higher

Now ladies don't go spending your million all at once. I'll take both of you and only charge my single rate.

 

[kwillia]

$200 and you can join.

 

[SmallTown]

$200 and you've got yourself a deal.

I bid $300

 

[Kyle]

Whooohooooo!

 

[hamsterfang]

It would be cool to buy a large house, purchase 25+ hamsters and put hamster tubes throughout the house. That way they could travel from downstairs, upstairs, through the bathroom, kitchen, and all the other rooms. You would look up and *schwing*, there would be hamsters running about. It would be a pain in the @ss to clean, though, so I'd hire someone to do that with the rest of the money.

 

[Nickel]

*schwing*

so you get turned on by hamsters?

 

[RoseRed]

so you get turned on by gerbils?

 

[virgovictoria]

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Without having to show my "O" face?

("O" face to get the million, that is)

 

[kwillia]

:richardgere:

 

[virgovictoria]

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Is this a million before or after taxes?

 

[kwillia]

Is this a million before or after taxes?

For you... after taxes...

 

[virgovictoria]

For you... after taxes...

 

[hamsterfang]

so you get turned on by hamsters?

Nope, they're just adorable....and the hamster tubes are awesome

Hmmm...
I hope *schwing* wasn't interpreted as anything sexual pertaining to me...seeing as I am female...