One Million Dollars

itsbob

I bowl overhand
hamsterfang said:
It would be cool to buy a large house, purchase 25+ hamsters and put hamster tubes throughout the house. That way they could travel from downstairs, upstairs, through the bathroom, kitchen, and all the other rooms. You would look up and *schwing*, there would be hamsters running about. It would be a pain in the @ss to clean, though, so I'd hire someone to do that with the rest of the money. :yay:

Don't know ya well enough to comment on the use of 25 hamsters.. butt most pet stores in San Fransico don't sell hamsters or gerbils anymore..
 

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
I would build my house on the water (doing that anyway) but not have to worry about mortgage payments. Visit Ireland (again) and hit Alaska for some fishing. Finish it up with a 63 split window Corvette. :dance:
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
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Thought about this... Instead of a smarta$$ answer, I shall submit what I really think what I'd do...

First, I would purchase (though not completely pay off) a moderate (read: just right for me) home with a large fenced-in yard with soft gravel and obstacle courses and an area of concrete for different training/interests for my dogs. Also, I'd like a shaded area of grass with a bench, etc for reading for me and a "time-out" from play for my current beasts and any adoptees I take on in the future.

Dogs have given me so much - I want to give back..

Next, I like to make real estate investments; again, I want to use the profit to pay my mortgage and start a small business - a gourmet cafe/cigar bar.

Hopefully, in the midst of all of this, I would have a secured a trusted investment advisor and accountant who would help me invest wisely and manage financially in order to provide educations for my great nephews and nieces as well as a retirement and home on the beach for me and so on.

Slow leak it... I've learn to manage without debt/credit and so on... So, I am hoping I could apply it with a cool head.
 
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Kizzy

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itsbob said:
Don't know ya well enough to comment on the use of 25 hamsters.. butt most pet stores in San Fransico don't sell hamsters or gerbils anymore..


The smell would be horrible :dead:
 
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Kizzy

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Or worse, one died and you didn't notice where in that extremely long track it was, plus they crap everyone along the way, the thought makes me want to hurl.
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
Kizzy said:
Or worse, one died and you didn't notice where in that extremely long track it was, plus they crap everyone along the way, the thought makes me want to hurl.

For the second time today: My stomach hurts.
 
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Kizzy

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But on the other hand it is funny.

If I won a million dollars I'd buy 25 hamsters :blahblah: and make track all over my bungalow, :blahblah: play volley, alphabetize MM’s, paint it with my favorite color clear. :crazy:




hamsterfang :huggy:
 
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