I wonder how his son is doing.Am I the only one that immediately thought of poor old Aps...He would have been all up in that PMer.
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Yeah, but his first question would be what kind of bike do you ride.Am I the only one that immediately thought of poor old Aps...
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Just sneakin' around....
These days the question might be, "What kind of EV do you have?"
There is a model for guys who need to impress, the Bimbonzo Testerone
PeoplesElbow
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In the fairly early days, mid 90s I used online personals as a hookup tool. I'd say about 50% of the women I met I ended up in bed with. One that I had a brief conversation with online asked for my email so I gave it to her. It ended up having my name in it, about 5 minutes after I sent her my email I got a phone call from her. Turned out she was in her mid 30s (I was about 22) and had four kids, one was 16, kind of a big boned farm girl that could probably pick up a calf with ease. I really wasnt interested but she sure was, she didnt get the hints and wouldn't stop calling me, showing up at my apartment etc. Finally she stopped, then about 2-3 months later started again. Finally she showed up when I was hooking up with another girl I met online, she could have broke this one in half, but she finally got the picture and left me alone. Anyway that's fairly tame compared to some of my friends stories.
PeoplesElbow
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No 1 friend's story. Not sure how he met this girl, but my friend getting his PhD at Virginia Tech met a girl in ohio that had recently got her BS in Chemical Engineering (his BS was also Chemical Engineering) and she was lonely, missing college life so they decided she would drive 10 hrs or so to Blacksburg. She got there and she was a little chunky, she told him medium build. He was quite the bigot against girls that were a just a little overweight. He expressed his displeasure and would hardly talk to her. He told her he was going to bed, she could spend the night on his couch, he said she cried all night long. In the morning he said "you still here?" To her. Couldnt believe he was such a dick to this girl.
My dad would say, "Son, you have to be like the Lord and love them all."
PeoplesElbow
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Friend #2's story. He met this girl that described herself as rubenesque, didnt see a picture. They hit it off online and then on the phone so she invites him to come over and take her out. He shows up and a very large woman greets him, he was thinking "oh no" but the woman said she was her mom, she yelled for her daughter and she appeared at the top of the stairs (I'm picturing the scene from she's all that) and she was an exact clone of her mom. Friend wasnt too happy but they exchange pleasantries and go out to his car. A few blocks away he stops to get gas. He asks her to take in a $20 bill and pay for the gas, as she is in paying he drives off. He gets home and gets an angry call from her mom.
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Kinnakeet
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At least he could have turned out the light and helped her out
Kinnakeet
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Lmao I had a to close encounter like that but the girl did like giving road head after I was done I left her at a liquor store
My ole pappy tole me: "Find yourself a big woman, son. She'll provide warmth in the winter, shade in the summer, and everywhere you squeeze her will feel like titties".
Pappy was a wise feller.
Dang. You got some brutal friends.
And he failed to mention, one is a Marriage and Family Counselor and the other a Behavioral Psychologist.
The sharp-tongued therapist on Two and a Half Men comes to mind...
PeoplesElbow
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I had a friend that said to find a woman that can cook, you can always have an affair but cant find a woman to cook on the side for you.
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