Poll: Should farters be banned?

Should farting in Public be banned?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 15.1%
  • No

    Votes: 19 35.8%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 12 22.6%
  • I like teddy bears

    Votes: 14 26.4%

  • Total voters
    53

SweetThang

New Member
Oh goody another uptight Southern Marylander. I hope you are standing behind me in a very long line at the DMV (my favorite place to fart). I'll make sure I eat an extra helping of beans and cabbage for breakfast and lunch just for you. They'll all be silent but extremely deadly just for you!!!!

Uptight? Me? Hardly..
You better hope I'm not standing behind you 'cause I'd probably get arrested for kicking you in your behind w/my size 10 and shoving you across the room...uptight-hmmmm-no.:jerry:
Grow up:bigwhoop:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Uptight? Me? Hardly..
You better hope I'm not standing behind you 'cause I'd probably get arrested for kicking you in your behind w/my size 10 and shoving you across the room...uptight-hmmmm-no.:jerry:
Grow up:bigwhoop:

Relax, farts don't hurt anyone.
 

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GreenHornet

New Member
Uptight? Me? Hardly..
You better hope I'm not standing behind you 'cause I'd probably get arrested for kicking you in your behind w/my size 10 and shoving you across the room...uptight-hmmmm-no.:jerry:
Grow up:bigwhoop:

Who elected you the authority on maturity?

You just don't get it, and by the way I wear a size 12 so the only behind you'll be kicking is your own.


Uptight... You bet. Clueless.... You bet. Lost in a thread you don't belong in... Absolutely. Do yourself a favor and PM when you get a clue.

GH
 

FerretRescue

bite me
Oh goody another uptight Southern Marylander. I hope you are standing behind me in a very long line at the DMV (my favorite place to fart). I'll make sure I eat an extra helping of beans and cabbage for breakfast and lunch just for you. They'll all be silent but extremely deadly just for you!!!!

so I guess the nice hornet is on vacation?
 

carolann

New Member
There's no sense in me complaining. I definately knew what I was in for before I married my hubby. I just wish whatever crawled up his a$$ and died would hurry up and fall out.:ohwell:
 

mackco79

New Member
Let the farts fly. I had some of my buddies with me the other day in my car. I have a lock on the power window switches. They were "trapped", until the passenger popped open the sunroof. ( it was 30 degrees out ) Driving and laughing I continued down the road.

I have always found that a beef and bean burito from 7 11 always gave a good knock out blow :faint: :killingme
 

GreenHornet

New Member
so I guess the nice hornet is on vacation?

Everyone's entitled to a vacation once in awhile......

I can't wait for my tax return so I can get out of the red. :lmao:

One little post about about the funny side of farting and a few people with no sense of humor get all upset. We have some very naive people here who are actually taking this post and me seriously. I love it!

Don't worry SOMD I'm still that beautifull bird named Blue you all love to hate.

As the beautiful bird named Blue reads his offensive un-justified red karma he starts to believe that there is truly no hope for world peace. As we are in the midst of the season of forgiveness and peace, Blue feels sad that so many here in Southern maryland feel hate in their hearts. Blue tries to bring a little cheer to a wary mans day with hopes to make the lonely, angry hearts smile. For if Blue can make just one persons life brighter and more cheerfull then Blue becomes an even more beautiful bird named Blue.

GH
 
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Kain99

Guest
A glimpse into Kains mentality: I had a nightmare last night, that I got a bad case of the walking farts while escorting the Board of Directors out of my building.

The forums really do stick in my subconcious. :lmao:
 
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toppick08

Guest
Everyone's entitled to a vacation once in awhile......

I can't wait for my tax return so I can get out of the red. :lmao:

One little post about about the funny side of farting and a few people with no sense of humor get all upset. We have some very naive people here who are actually taking this post and me seriously. I love it!

Don't worry SOMD I'm still that beautifull bird named Blue you all love to hate.

As the beautiful bird named Blue reads his offensive un-justified red karma he starts to believe that there is truly no hope for world peace. As we are in the midst of the season of forgiveness and peace, Blue feels sad that so many here in Southern maryland feel hate in their hearts. Blue tries to bring a little cheer to a wary mans day with hopes to make the lonely, angry hearts smile. For if Blue can make just one persons life brighter and more cheerfull then Blue becomes an even more beautiful bird named Blue.

GH
:otter::howdy:
See your back in that homemade wine from the men's homeless shelter again.
 

BlackSheep

New Member
Everyone's entitled to a vacation once in awhile......

I can't wait for my tax return so I can get out of the red. :lmao:

One little post about about the funny side of farting and a few people with no sense of humor get all upset. We have some very naive people here who are actually taking this post and me seriously. I love it!

Don't worry SOMD I'm still that beautifull bird named Blue you all love to hate.

As the beautiful bird named Blue reads his offensive un-justified red karma he starts to believe that there is truly no hope for world peace. As we are in the midst of the season of forgiveness and peace, Blue feels sad that so many here in Southern maryland feel hate in their hearts. Blue tries to bring a little cheer to a wary mans day with hopes to make the lonely, angry hearts smile. For if Blue can make just one persons life brighter and more cheerfull then Blue becomes an even more beautiful bird named Blue.

GH

GH seems your lil stab at humor backfired:lmao:
IMHO-As I "grew up" farting became less of a sport and more of an embarrassment. I never took the glee and enjoyment out of shoving a love one's face under the covers to "dutch oven" them like you do to your wife nor did I actually reach my hand down there to grab one and shove it in someones face.
Just call me naive, uptight, clueless and with no sense of humor too.:buddies:
 

somdprincess

The one and only Princess
GH seems your lil stab at humor backfired:lmao:
IMHO-As I "grew up" farting became less of a sport and more of an embarrassment. I never took the glee and enjoyment out of shoving a love one's face under the covers to "dutch oven" them like you do to your wife nor did I actually reach my hand down there to grab one and shove it in someones face.
Just call me naive, uptight, clueless and with no sense of humor too.:buddies:

Joke or not it is amazing the response from some of the people in here. Not a surprise though. GH was trying to get a rise out of people. Then he could have switched it to, how can you think farting is not ok but smoking is.

Anyone that thinks farting or particpating in these childish antics has some deep down issues. What the hell is so funny about farting under the covers?
That was not funny even as kids, no I take that back the little disturbed children would think that is funny. I guess it carries over into adulthood.
 
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toppick08

Guest
Joke or not it is amazing the response from some of the people in here. Not a surprise though. GH was trying to get a rise out of people. Then he could have switched it to, how can you think farting is not ok but smoking is.

Anyone that thinks farting or particpating in these childish antics has some deep down issues. What the hell is so funny about farting under the covers?
That was not funny even as kids, no I take that back the little disturbed children would think that is funny. I guess it carries over into adulthood.

Farting has and still is funny.:dork: Lighten up. :smack:
 

somdprincess

The one and only Princess
Topick thanks for the immautre red. I see you still are unable to answer my question. But I suppose people with no class would think it is funny to fart.
 
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