What? Was she stoned or something? Boxers ain't little dogs. and Geos ain't big cars. My cousin had a boxer years ago down in Tennessee. Dumbest dog ever. He threw it into their pool to see if it could swim (he wasn't too bright either as a teen). It sank to the bottom of the deep end and just stood there. He had to jump in and rescue it. It also liked to chase cars. They lived on a gravel road. One day it caught a pickup by the mudflap and got drug about 50 feet. Other than some scrapes, it was fine. Never chased another car though.