Ooh, good idea! You think he knows someone I might be interested in?
Who someone sleeps with really isn't any of my business and I don't give a #### unless they are trying to sleep with my husband. Then I will kill a bitch.
Ooh, good idea! You think he knows someone I might be interested in?
I would love to be promiscuous but I can't seem to find any men that motivate me in that direction.
I know someone that can provide you a lot of guidance on how to overcome that barrier. I fondly refer to her as "my ex".
don't do it.
Why are you assuming it would be a "bitch" that wants to sleep with your husband??
Because a woman that sleeps with another woman's husband is a direspectful bitch.
Fondly?
Because a woman that sleeps with another woman's husband is a direspectful bitch.
And the husband?
Because a woman that sleeps with another woman's husband is a direspectful bitch.
And the husband?
And the husband?
...would be missing a very important appendage.
speaking of, did Lorena Bobbit ever do time for her crime?
That she married him, not that she chopped his dick off.After the trial, Lorena Bobbitt attempted to keep a low profile and reverted to the use of her maiden name, Gallo. In December 1997, Gallo made news when she was charged with assault for punching her mother, Elvia Gallo, as they watched television.She was eventually found not guilty of assault and her mother continued to live with her. In 2007, she was working at a beauty salon in the Washington, D.C. area and in the same year founded Lorena's Red Wagon organization, which helps prevent domestic violence through family oriented activities.
In June 2008, Gallo appeared on the CBS News program The Early Show where she talked about her life since the incident. In the interview, she said that she was in a long-term relationship with Dave Bellinger and that they had a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter.In a 2009 appearance on Oprah, Gallo said that if she could take anything back she would have never married John Wayne Bobbitt.
Memories...
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep,
And if I wake and it is gone,
I hope I find it on the lawn.
I hope the dog that's running free
Doesn't see that part of me
Many precautions I must take
To keep this part I love to shake.
Much attention I must pay
To assure I put the knives away.
The mower, chainsaw, hatchet too
Why, there's no telling what she'd do
To rid me of my manly charm
I must keep it safe, away from harm.
So I cross my fingers as I close my eyes
And I cross my legs to avoid surprise.