PSA: Be careful when driving...

[stgislander]

Interesting how this thread turned from turtles in the road to SG's non-wedding and G spots.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[Kyle]

 

[TPD]

Rosered's meme reminded me of this pic I took a couple years ago while on walkabout. I did NOT move them to the other side of the road. Notice the one on the bottom is trying to stay anonymous - turtles version of put a bag on her face?? Or could it be turtle version of 69?

 

[TPD]

I took this video a couple years ago - this turtle needed no help crossing the road.

 

[NextJen]

Now you have to be careful where you step as well as drive!

 

[RoseRed]

I took this video a couple years ago - this turtle needed no help crossing the road.

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Pretty quick turtle!

 

[TPD]

Pretty quick turtle!

He was moving right along - had somewhere to be I guess.

 

[RoseRed]

He was moving right along - had somewhere to be I guess.

Racing the hare.

 

[Kyle]

Racing the hare.

Cecil and Bugs.

 

[BOP]

I'm almost 98% certain I'm a chick, there was no wedding, and I'm not from Saint Mary's county.




Disclaimer - I've heard the jokes about inbreds in this area and it's not only untrue, it's a crappy thing to say. My apologies.

I've heard them about Oklahoma, Missouri, Louisiana, hell, just about every state I've ever lived in (which is a bunch), and many I haven't lived in, has their own version of SMIBs. Even Great Britain has 'em, and I'm sure it's not just the royalty.

 

[mitzi]

Rosered's meme reminded me of this pic I took a couple years ago while on walkabout. I did NOT move them to the other side of the road. Notice the one on the bottom is trying to stay anonymous - turtles version of put a bag on her face?? Or could it be turtle version of 69? View attachment 157475

We don't know what she's doing under there

 

[mitzi]

Bet she's taking a nap.

Probably wondering if he'll ever find the G-spot

 

[DannyMotorcycle]

had a few turtles trek through my property.. the nerve of them!

 

[DannyMotorcycle]

Oh the girl in the video says contact your local herpetelogical society.. Does waldorf have a HERPEtelogical society

 

[spr1975wshs]

I've heard them about Oklahoma, Missouri, Louisiana, hell, just about every state I've ever lived in (which is a bunch), and many I haven't lived in, has their own version of SMIBs. Even Great Britain has 'em, and I'm sure it's not just the royalty.

Back in Vermont SMIBs are called Hawkers. The ones that make SMIBs look cultured are Weehawkers.
Think George the handyman on the Bob Newhart Show that was set in Vermont. He's a hawker.
Larry, Daryl and Daryl, those are Weehawkers.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Back in Vermont SMIBs are called Hawkers. The ones that make SMIBs look cultured are Weehawkers.
Think George the handyman on the Bob Newhart Show that was set in Vermont. He's a hawker.
Larry, Daryl and Daryl, those are Weehawkers.

In central new jersey they are called pineys.

Don't be talking crap about Larry, Daryl and Daryl.

 

[frequentflier]

I helped a turtle cross the road today