Today is Killdozer Day.
I was on a pain killer waiting to pass a kidney stone one time and when my husband came home I was laying on the sofa in the living room. He asked what I was doing and I responded to him like he was stupid (because in myy mind it was obvious)and told him I was petting the dog and talking to my mom on the phone. He then told me that the dog was outside and the phone was in the kitchen....I never saw dragons in the kitchen, but one time did see garden gnomes on my bedroom ceiling. Man, what a long night THAT was.
I want to talk to your Mom.My mom talks to aliens when the nurse gives her ambien.