10 Differences Between Capitalism & Communism
Difference #1:
Under capitalism, the Starbucks barista sometimes gets your order wrong.
Under communism, there is no Starbucks and you've been dead for thirty years.
Difference #2:
Under capitalism, going to the grocery store is such a chore. There are too many choices!
Under communism, the bread lines only stock official Government Bread™, so you don't have to make any decisions whatsoever. Simple!
Difference #3:
Under capitalism, you can feast on more delicacies than ancient kings could ever have imagined.
Under communism, also true. Haha, just kidding. You were dreaming of such things in Gulag.
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Capitalists and communists have been at each other's throats for years — but why? Aren't they, deep down, all just the same? To find out, we recruited a team of expert political scientists to explain the key differences between these two ideologies so we can feel smarter.
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