*whew* When I saw your name I thought you were going to tell everyone about the time I ate the whole roast, carrots and potatoes because I was mad at Dave.
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Mountain MaMa
WV bound
I forgot about that one.. But now that you reminded me..How about the time I went to throw the glass at hubby and forgot it was full of soda and dumped it on my own head.. BTW I threw it anyway.. After I stopped sputtering..missed him cuz I couldn't see with the soda dripping in my eyes..
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Pete...
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...my avatar is the essence of "hypothetical", from the Greek 'hypo' an historic misspelling of a word that discribes a river cow and the Latin 'pothetic' or the english 'pathetic' and the Laguna Beach 'cal' as in California thus "Pathetic recalled hippo" so, plainly as busy as I am with translations there simply is no time for fighting. Not for lack of want to because I think I could take her on a good day if we ever actually fought, which we don't, just lack for time.
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...my avatar is the essence of "hypothetical", from the Greek 'hypo' an historic misspelling of a word that discribes a river cow and the Latin 'pothetic' or the english 'pathetic' and the Laguna Beach 'cal' as in California thus "Pathetic recalled hippo" so, plainly as busy as I am with translations there simply is no time for fighting. Not for lack of want to because I think I could take her on a good day if we ever actually fought, which we don't, just lack for time.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
And let that...
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...be a lesson to you. Apparently Smoking Joe Vraizer was no better at open fisticuffs than you were when it comes to unjustly attacking the REAL fair sex. I heard tell of an early morn roundhouse that turned into an air ball and left the assailant flat on her ass.
Ha.
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...be a lesson to you. Apparently Smoking Joe Vraizer was no better at open fisticuffs than you were when it comes to unjustly attacking the REAL fair sex. I heard tell of an early morn roundhouse that turned into an air ball and left the assailant flat on her ass.
Ha.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Pete...
...I'm just practicing how I MIGHT get out of a fight, however hypothetical, were it ever to happen with the lovely and gracious Vrai.
I just start spouting BS which diverts her attention and refocuses her energy because there is just enough meat in the story to give it life, thus she ends up thinking I'm cute and funny and lets me live to (not) fight another day.
See?
...I'm just practicing how I MIGHT get out of a fight, however hypothetical, were it ever to happen with the lovely and gracious Vrai.
I just start spouting BS which diverts her attention and refocuses her energy because there is just enough meat in the story to give it life, thus she ends up thinking I'm cute and funny and lets me live to (not) fight another day.
See?
Re: And let that...
I tell you too much. I should learn to be more "mysterious".
Mountain MaMa
WV bound
Larry, you crack me up.. Vrai, There is no way I could fight with with him.. I'd be laughing too hard..Now I guess we both need to keep our secrets to ourselves..
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Just to be fair here...
...you don't know me very well.
Muhhhaahhaaaahhaaaaaawwwwaahhaa!!!!!
...you don't know me very well.
Muhhhaahhaaaahhaaaaaawwwwaahhaa!!!!!
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Come on man...
...yah gotta learn to dance!
You drop something like that in the middle of a heated exchange and, presto,
"Rant! Scream! Holler!....Whhaaaattttdidyoucallmeee???"
:
Then, you start dancing...
"Huh? Oh that. Nothing hon... (you've got the momentum stopped, now CHANGE the subject)...it's French I heard yesterday somewhere. It means "you've got a great ass" if you're from the Champagne region...uh...your pants ARE awful baggy. Shouldn't you get a new wardrobe?"
Exhale...
...yah gotta learn to dance!
You drop something like that in the middle of a heated exchange and, presto,
"Rant! Scream! Holler!....Whhaaaattttdidyoucallmeee???"
:Then, you start dancing...
"Huh? Oh that. Nothing hon... (you've got the momentum stopped, now CHANGE the subject)...it's French I heard yesterday somewhere. It means "you've got a great ass" if you're from the Champagne region...uh...your pants ARE awful baggy. Shouldn't you get a new wardrobe?"
Exhale...
Mountain MaMa
WV bound
I don't know you at all.. but I recognise that laugh..Plus Vrai loves you so you can't be bad..Now, Vrai make up yet??
Larry Gude
Strung Out
You have not been...
...paying attention.
This was PURELY a hypothetical scenario!
'scuse me while I get my dancin' shoes...
...paying attention.
This was PURELY a hypothetical scenario!
'scuse me while I get my dancin' shoes...
Mountain MaMa
WV bound
oops..Vrai, has your friend made up yet???
citysherry
I Need a Beer
Parenting 101 “The Art of Distraction”
oops, my bad I meant:
Conflict Resolution 101 "The Art of Distraction"
oops, my bad I meant:
Conflict Resolution 101 "The Art of Distraction"