Saturday night "One-line story"

[Sharon]

Let's play!

I'm sitting at my computer all alone when suddenly... (finish the sentence and start a new one)

 

[Sharon]

...the dog started barking and there was a knock at the door. As I got up out of my chair, I tripped over...

 

[Sharon]

...my boots and hit my head on the coffee table. I must have been unconscious for quite a while because when I awoke...

 

[Heretic]

there was about a dozen scantily clad, very attractive women holding spears encircling me. Their skin however was blue and...

 

[Sharon]

...their spears were tipped with a golden fire. They looked down on me as I...

 

[Heretic]

held my head, scaned the situation, and said "what is going on?" The tallest blue femme warrior opened her mouth and said "...

 

[Sharon]

..."Arise clumsy Earthling", as she tipped her burning spear toward my body and sent waves of intense sensual pleasure swimming through my body like hot embers dancing off coals. I could hardly contain my excitement when...

 

[David196042]

the leader said that I must service them all and then I can be king

 

[yardsalequeen]

but unfortunately I don't work well under pressure....and the blue skin started to remind me of Smurfs....so I decided to

 

[watercolor]

run for the door, towards the lake....strippin off my clothes as I floated through the air. As the cool water touched my toes I ...

 

[David196042]

beckoned for the blue goddesses to follow me as I knew that what the cold water did to me would do just the opposite to them, yahooooooo

 

[migtig]

 

[giggles04]

Thats just too funny!

 

[watercolorgirl]

Looking in horror....seeing them run...their hair almost like steel in the moon...I am thinking..

 

[Sharon]

...of a way to survive their deadly pursuit as their appendages morphed into slashing blades emitting high pitched squeals. They had almost caught up to me when...

 

[Tonio]

they were vaporized by a photon beam. I turned around in the direction of the beam and saw them standing on the shore--three attractive women, 7 feet tall, green-skinned, four-breasted, all carrying deadly photon rifles--and the leader of the trio aimed her weapon at me and said...

 

[David196042]

when my attack pugs jumped into thier path and started licking them and to my surprise....

 

[SxyPrincess]

...they started singing "Play That Funky Music White Boy"

 

[Sierra39]

...So I grabbed my little attack pug, Herbie, ripped off my shirt, and started freak dancing with him... Suddenly, there was a flash of green light, a cloud of vile-smelling green vapor, and more green ladies mysteriously appeared and joined us. We all formed a freak dance line, and I was in heaven as their multiple green voluptuous breasts rubbed against my sweat-flecked chest...

 

[Tonio]

...and then before my eyes, all the women transformed into Linda Tripp and grew penises! I shrieked in horror and dove back into the water as...