Saturday night "One-line story"

[Otter]

The Ambiguously Gay Duo, who....

 

[jazz lady]

...hugged me profusely and fondly patted my backside...and patted my backside...and patted my backside...until I finally slapped them silly. "We must stop Skelewhore's evil plan!" they cried (in sort of high-pitched girly voices) and jumped into their Phallicmobile, racing off to...

 

[Tonio]

...infiltrate Skelewhore's headquarters and deactivate the Orgasm Bomb, which is almost complete. The cornerstone of her plan for world domination, this bomb will cause every human on the planet to climax for an entire week, leaving them powerless to stop her evil legions of Illuminati soldiers. "But how do we find Skelewhore's lair?" "That's easy, we just...

 

[romance]

.....throw the freeze bomb on her, and take out the big pecker ." The other gay guy hollers, "But why would we not want to have a continual orgasm for a ssolid week". "Because, you jackass...........

 

[Tonio]

...that's not all that Skelewhore has planned. The bomb is cleverly designed so that at the end of the week, the human race will never be able to have orgasms again! Sex will be destroyed forever! She must be stopped at all costs!" "You're right! But what...

 

[romance]

...........one of us have to be a man about it and go down for a bit. If she can't have orgasms by sex, then we must do what we can to protect sex as we know it. After all we are men.....We live for it.........

 

[watercolor]

...but I have to get off the superwoman porno site first...disappointed, the gay guy number one bursts into tears. Knowing that his only fantasy was for super joey to be with him.

As, number 2 tries to console him, they see flashing lights coming through the woods .... the gauy duo, not quite understanding what that was they look to him as they....

 

[fuzzyng]

…hide under each other (ewwww... visual...) but only seem to find…

 

[Tonio]

...a stack of old technical manuals hidden in a corner. Kicking them aside, they suddenly spot the words "Orgasm Bomb--Operating Instructions" on the cover of one of them. "Oh, goodie!" one of them squeals, grabbing for the manual and flipping through it. "Here's the answer! We can reconfigure the bomb so it won't destory sex after all! The only effect from the week-long orgasm will be a slight headache!" The duo run for the bomb and frantically search for its control panel. The flashing lights in the woods get brighter and they hear a low rumbing sound get louder, as...

 

[fuzzyng]

…gay man #1 suddenly explodes, sending gay man #2 in a depression. Gay man #2 walks off, never to be sean again. The bomb, however is still beeping in the darkness, alone, quietly…

 

[watercolor]

...but then Superjoey and his awesome strength...somehow gets up out of the rubble. In the darkness he struggles through, wondering, where is watercolor, and gay man #2...and where is his computer..how can he live with out the wonderwoman porn site " Oh the agony" he cries...stumbling to find any way out...all of a sudden, in a burst of light... the PMS league. All putting their best foot forward...Chest stuck out, hands on their hips...ready to fight fire with fire. Super joey, in complete awe...looks at each of them noticing, they are quite familiar looking, knowing that he had once seen them on this place called the somd forum...could it be true...could it...that they....

" Yes superjoey..we did, stop thinking we are not real. Obviously it shows women are powerful" said watercolor, and flashed her smile at him....in astonishment Joey said

 

[fuzzyng]

…"your amazing, but I have one question..." the PMS League all look at him, waiting for the question. "How do you all blead for a week and still live?" with that they...


(I'm gonna gte hurt for that one )

 

[watercolor]

 

[watercolor]

...."Nevermind that!" Whos that behind you *points to the left of SuperJoey* The one in the blue shirt with the silver lettering...*Captian fuzzy raises his head* Astonished by what he sees, SuperJoey, did not realize that his sidekick had made it through the blast.
Watercolor looks towards her PMS sidekick Sxy and gestures to.....

 

[Tonio]

...have her activiate the Orgasm UnBomb. This will reverse the sex-destroying effect of Skelewhore's device, but with one side effect--men will actually listen to women and...

 

[fuzzyng]

…then Captain Fuzzy raises an eyebrow "I take it your little PM group designed that, eh?" he then chuckles a little only to be suddenly kicked in the head with...

 

[watercolor]

BCH BNS famous stilleto heal. "Aww damn, I have to clean these now before I give em back to tater" she says to Pixie. Pixie remarks with " But your a infamous MOM...pull out a wet wipe, he will not know the difference"....Bch smiles and goes too...As Joey stares in confussion "But...what the heck is your purpose here" ......

 

[watercolor]

"NOOOOOOOOO" the PMs'ers scream...and start performing the hemlich manuver...."Hurry Sxy... get it outta him"......

 

[Tonio]

...and with a violent heave, the cyanide pill pops out of joey's mouth and shoots across the room. At that moment, Skelewhore bursts through the door with her Illuminati legions. "Ha ha, caught you at last...ULP!" The pill lands her mouth and the villainess falls to the ground dead and...

 

[Tonio]

...the Big O is the most powerful thing in the world. It can overcome any conspiracy or any military force. Joey and the PMS League apologize to one another and pledge to work together in service of the Mighty O. They form the O Legion, dedicated to making sure that wives are always satisfied by their husbands. So beware, selfish husbands! The O Legion is coming!