Science proves that men & women can't be friends

For men, if you look good we want it, there is no thought process, and yes daily that man or men you come in contact are having a fantasy thought about you in the worst way, but in a good way ha ha. Only if you could read minds you would get a big eye opener of the male species sex thoughts and how often. Right now I picture you in high heels, tight leather and a body like Beyonce and a butt like Ines Sainz.

:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme
 
My daughter is soon turning 18 and going off to college... I don't want her going totally naive so I already explained to her that men have two emotions... horny and hungry. If he is not eating then she should always assume the second.
 

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
My daughter is soon turning 18 and going off to college... I don't want her going totally naive so I already explained to her that men have two emotions... horny and hungry. If he is not eating then she should always assume the second.

I cant argue that point. :coffee:
 

FED_UP

Well-Known Member
My daughter is soon turning 18 and going off to college... I don't want her going totally naive so I already explained to her that men have two emotions... horny and hungry. If he is not eating then she should always assume the second.

You should tell her too always carry a Big Mac with her then, that will give her an extra 5 minutes to run to her class or room.
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
You should tell her too always carry a Big Mac with her then, that will give her an extra 5 minutes to run to her class or room.


:yeahthat:

and if she's running and trips make sure not to fall on all fours. They may just go for the Big Mac but if they don't....
 
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