Science proves that men & women can't be friends

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FED_UP

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withrespect said:
:eyebrow: Pardon?
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It was lunch time and I forgot my lunch, I might have misinterpreted the conversation. Like Kwilla said, men have two things on the mind "HH", hunger and horny. I am sure you did not think I was horny and hungry at the same time.:smack:
 
BOP

BOP

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FED_UP said:
So we all know friend, the family friend or hubby friend or wifey friends desire you and he/she has fantasized about you because you look good, its only natural. Hell probably at the dinner table with all kinds of thoughts ha-ha. Dakota that night when you made that finger licking chicken I was thinking about licking the left overs :whistle: . I also have to think men have them thought 97% worse than women, plagues on us, a good plague. Your boss, your friendly grocery man, your son high school 18 yr old friend is thinking things you don't want to know. I remember one time during a job interview I was saying to my self while anwering questions (I know right now you are not thinking about f ing this hot blonde interviewing you) :cds: Dakota your a naughty girl :howdy:
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BOP

BOP

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withrespect said:
I lubs ya :love:

And we went on a non-date... :coffee: Which means we went as firends ... which means you couldn't picture me in a sexual nature.... :nono:
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You may like to think that men you like as friends don't think of you that way, and I hate to bust your bubble, but we do. Oh, sure, not non-stop 24/7. And it doesn't have to progress to thinking about throwing you on the table.

If we did, we'd never get any work done. Let's face it, we men can be pretty industrious when we want to be. We built western civilization, after all. So we can control ourselves and put away those naughty thoughts for a while.

But we do think of you women that way. We're hard wired that way.

Sometimes it's a brief flash I like to call "horn-dog moments." Basically, we're just checking you out like any man would check out a woman he finds attractive.

Occasionally, we linger in the moment. Other times, particularly in the evenings, we give in to the moment.

But if we value the friendship we have (as well as the relationship at home), we don't take it to the next level, which is trying to get physical with you.

So now, are you going to try and sit there and tell us that women don't go through the same thing from time to time? 'Cuz I will throw that BS flag, girlfriend!





PS: no charge for the insight into the male psyche. That's what friends are for. :biggrin:
 
withrespect

withrespect

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I'll have you all know that this tread has made me paranoid that my male coworkers are checking me out. :jameo: I am scared to walk past them in fear of them looking at my ass. :cds:

I have given every man in this office the hairy eyeball because I think I might maybe know what they might maybe be thinking. :nono:
 
Hank

Hank

my war
withrespect said:
I'll have you all know that this tread has made me paranoid that my male coworkers are checking me out. :jameo: I am scared to walk past them in fear of them looking at my ass. :cds:

I have given every man in this office the hairy eyeball because I think I might maybe know what they might maybe be thinking. :nono:
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Let's just make sweet love and see if we remain friends.... :biggrin:
 
slotpuppy

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
withrespect said:
I'll have you all know that this tread has made me paranoid that my male coworkers are checking me out. :jameo: I am scared to walk past them in fear of them looking at my ass. :cds:

I have given every man in this office the hairy eyeball because I think I might maybe know what they might maybe be thinking. :nono:
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:killingme
 
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