Summertime = fishing, boating, crabbing, camping, mudding
Fall = hunting, mudding
Winter = ain't much in the way of outdoor manly man activities, so let's get drunk and screw
Me thinks, you don't appreciate outdoor activites, that's why you are neglected in the warmer months. Well, that and the fact that you are stupid. Actually, on further refelection, the men in your life just look at you as an easy screw who they can call on a whim and get laid whenever they feel like it. They will never attempt to have a real relationship with you because you aren't worth it. You don't act like you are worth anything more to anybody. You appear to me, along with being stupid, to have no self respect. You are damaged goods. Until you get your head in order, ain't nobody gonna want to spend anytime with you except as an easy screw. Sad reality. And if you are acting all happy about it, it further proves you are stupid.