Settle an argument..

[jazz lady]

HEY! That couch made a comfy bed for me one night, I'll have you know. I never slept so good in my life. Of course, I was drunk but still...

I think that couch has seen more action that the hourly rentals at the local roach motel.

I can't believe I just read this whole freaking thread.

 

[Larry Gude]

This couch may be eligible...

I think that couch has seen more action that the hourly rentals at the local roach motel.

I can't believe I just read this whole freaking thread.

...for national registry as an historic place. Let's call and find out. You might not be able to, by law, get rid of it!

"Washington slept here...along wth every other bum/drunk/vagrant/traveling sales person on the East Coast"

 

[huntr1]

No, you are not. And screw repairing it...insist they give you NEW stuff.

 

[huntr1]

Screw that, I've put 40k miles on my car in the last 2 years...

Sheeit, that ain't nuthin! I've put 11K miles on my Focus, and I've only had it since January.

 

[Christy]

Update

Well the argument has been settled. It's being delivered Thursday and we're not even bothering with have the "damage" repaired.

We went to have a look at it this afternoon, and the "damage" consists of a few minor dirt smudges on the fabric which is UNDERNEATH the sofa. He pointed out a hole in the fabric that you'd need a microscope to see it. Well okay, I'm exagerating, but it was probably about the size of if you were to shove a thumb tac through the fabric. That's how tiny the hole is.

If they wouldn't have told us about any of it, we'd truly never would have noticed it. Got all worked up over nothing.

 

[Kizzy]

:shrug: No pictures

 

[Christy]

:shrug: No pictures

I'll be sure to take Pics Thursday.

And before anyone starts yelling at me to get a new couch, even Steve, the King of perfection and anal retentiveness agreed that the damage wasn't really anything to fuss about.

 

[vraiblonde]

And before anyone starts yelling at me to get a new couch, even Steve, the King of perfection and anal retentiveness agreed that the damage wasn't really anything to fuss about, after I tied him up and poked him with hot branding irons.

:fixed:

Hope you enjoy your new couch!

 

[SmallTown]

even Steve, the King of perfection and anal retentiveness agreed that the damage wasn't really anything to fuss about.

silly girl, he just said that to shut you up

 

[Christy]

silly girl, he just said that to shut you up

He has much better ways of shutting me up and he knows it.

 

[Nickel]

silly girl, he just said that to shut you up

But she got her couch didn't she?

 

[SmallTown]

He has much better ways of shutting me up and he knows it.