Settle an argument..

[Steve]

When you pick him up ask him to buy me some pineapple juice.

Ahem..."Buy you..."? You ain't married yet, sweetheart. Best cart your butt to the store if'n you want some pineapple juice. Ahem.

 

[Nickel]

(Shhhhhh...Nicole is a task-mistress. Don't say anything around her that she might hear. We are plotting Dustin's escape even now...ssshhhhhhhh....just play along.....)

"OOMPAH, DOOMPAH, DOOMPATY DOO, I've got another puzzle for you..."

Oh, I'll plan it for you....take him to the gun show tomorrow!

 

[Nickel]

Ahem..."Buy you..."? You ain't married yet, sweetheart. Best cart your butt to the store if'n you want some pineapple juice. Ahem.

You obviously have forgotten how this works.

 

[Christy]

Ahem..."Buy you..."? You ain't married yet, sweetheart. Best cart your butt to the store if'n you want some pineapple juice. Ahem.

Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaa. You're too funny.

 

[Steve]

Oh, I'll plan it for you....take him to the gun show tomorrow!

I was going to take him deep-bay fishing on Sunday, but Christy decided to go.

 

[Nickel]

I was going to take him deep-bay fishing on Sunday, but Christy decided to go.

He's flying out on Sunday.

 

[Steve]

You obviously have forgotten how this works.

Oh no I haven't forgotten anything. You just need to relearn after all these years....

 

[Christy]

I was going to take him deep-bay fishing on Sunday, but Christy decided to go.

Now that's a whole other subject. I DO NOT want to go. My friend is making me. She doesn't want to puke alone.

 

[Nickel]

Oh no I haven't forgotten anything. You just need to relearn after all these years....

You're funny.

 

[Christy]

Look ma! I got a really big tread!

 

[Steve]

He's flying out on Sunday.

Well that kills the fishing idea. Whose going to get your pineapple juice come Monday?

 

[Nickel]

Well that kills the fishing idea. Whose going to get your pineapple juice come Monday?

I'll stock up.

 

[Steve]

Look ma! I got a really big tread!

We'll just say 'couch' every page and keep it yours, okay baby?

 

[Nickel]

We'll just say 'couch' every page and keep it yours, okay baby?

:redcouch:

 

[Steve]

I'll stock up.

What's the juice for? Making daiqueries, or for bathing?

 

[Christy]

We'll just say 'couch' every page and keep it yours, okay baby?

Stop calling me baby! We're going to start sounding like Chasey and Day!

 

[Nickel]

What's the juice for? Making daiqueries, or for bathing?

Malibu and pineapple, and if I have any extra, I was going to wash my hair with it!

 

[Christy]

Stop calling me baby! We're going to start sounding like Chasey and Day!

Besides, you don't call me baby in the dirt world, more often than not, it's b!tch or stupid azz b!tch.

 

[Steve]

Stop calling me baby! We're going to start sounding like Chasey and Day!

Yeah, that did sound "Day/Chasey"-ish. I apologize. Let me try again...

We'll keep your couch thread alive by mentioning 'couch' at least once per page, okay you attention whore, gutter wench, never-satisfied, all-about-me, dumb-ass slut wannabe playa.

Is that better?

 

[Christy]

Yeah, that did sound "Day/Chasey"-ish. I apologize. Let me try again...

We'll keep your couch thread alive by mentioning 'couch' at least once per page, okay you attention whore, gutter wench, never-satisfied, all-about-me, dumb-ass slut wannabe playa.

Is that better?

Now that's more like reality!