You have such a wonderful, graphic imagination! Wait, have you done this before?
I called them the last time he was here. Told her I was basically looking for advice about what to do if he comes back. She told me that the second he knocks on the door, call them & they'll be here in no time to check him out. Chances are he'd still be in the neighborhood because he's on a bike. She said they'd just stop him & see what's up, not mention that I called. They could lock him up for trespassing because I told him to leave once before. Last thing I need is for him to get pissed at me for calling the cops & possibly look for revenge. Their response time is quick here - they're always on my road, back & forth from the beaches to PF.
My concern is this - is he really just a hungry guy looking for money? Or is he casing my house? Hate to overreact but I'm not the most trusting person in cases like this. Not looking forward to being outside doing yard work & having him ride up.