What I have told you guys is no different than what I've told her to her face.
Yeah she's my friend and a fatass who is lazy and doesn't do anything to please her man. As long as we've been friends I've told her what she needed to do for him to get down on bended knee and she says "if he can't except me for who i am then i guess i wont be getting married"!!!
its been 10 years and she hasn't changed. So she is going to get a huge disappointment on Christmas day....
Thanks for all the comments and thoughts...I'll be sure to pass them along in my own special way.