Sticky Mousetraps

[LexiGirl75]

This thread is a prime example why no one ever leaves this forum. I don't know how I ever survived without you all's words of humorous wisdom.

I hate mice in the house and I still have dreams about the rats I use to torture as a child.

Just kill it don't torture it and then let it go because once it's gone it will come back and haunt you in your dreams for years and years.

 

[Mousebaby]

<----- MURDERERS!!!

 

[aps45819]

puzzy I usually just stomp them with my boot

:shrug: it was Hawaii, only wore flip flops or barefoot

 

[Dougstermd]

:shrug: it was Hawaii, only wore flip flops or barefoot

Thats what i was thinkin after i posted

 

[aps45819]

Thats what i was thinkin after i posted

After I glued my foot on with a mouse, I came up with the car method. Figured if it got stuck to the tire, a quick run down the road would fling it off.

We had a cat get stuck on one once. Had to pry the gat loose and he walked real funny for a wile till the glue wore off

 

[Fubar]

It's a mouse, not a human.

Inhumane-adjective
lacking and reflecting lack of pity or compassion; "humans are innately inhumane; this explains much of the misery and suffering in the world"

 

[BlackSheep]

It's a mouse, not a human. Doesn't seem like a problem.

Here's a lil tale for you aps-
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me.I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!" The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. "Be assured you are in my prayers"

The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house!There is a mousetrap in the house!" The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."

So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house-like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught. The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

And so, the next time you hear "someone/something" is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember-when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another-especially all the creatures great and small.

 

[HollowSoul]

why not just cryofreeze it :shrug:

 

[aps45819]

Here's a lil tale for you aps

Here's one for you
Mouse crawls around cabinets and pees on plates. Family eats of plates. Family gets sick and dies.
They're called VERMIN for a reason. I'm not advocating you take a razor blade and see how many little cuts it takes to kill a mouse stuck on a glue trap. I'm saying that VERMIN should be eliminated from your home for the health and safety of your family.
Do you live trap mosquitoes and then release them unharmed down the road?

 

[HollowSoul]

here's one for you.....

man and woman have sex....
mouse walks across wet spot..
mouse then travels down the street into neighbors house...
mouse crawls into neighbor womans panty drawer...
woman puts on panties next morning....
9 months later, neighbor woman gives birth to child with small feet and wiskers :

 

[dems4me]

here's one for you.....

man and woman have sex....
mouse walks across wet spot..
mouse then travels down the street into neighbors house...
mouse crawls into neighbor womans panty drawer...
woman puts on panties next morning....
9 months later, neighbor woman gives birth to child with small feet and wiskers :

I really don't get this... why didn't she change her underwear in 9 months? Ewww

 

[CMC122]

I really don't get this... why didn't she change her underwear in 9 months? Ewww

 

[dems4me]

Well I got the part about the mouse being the thing with little feet I think?, then I started thinking about whiskers... a bunch of cooks in a kitchen? then I still don't think I was getting it so I read it a few more times trying and then realized she had been wearing her underwear for 9 months I'm sure its probably just me. My brain's on overload this past week. I'll think on this and probably "get it" a few days from now...