Stirring up some sh*t because I am bored

[Gwydion]

All I know is that I woke up with a cats ass inches from my face last night.
I dont even know where my own damn lips have been.

At least you had a pussy in your bed. :shrug:

 

[PsyOps]

I know I am gross huh yet still pretty flexible to get my foot to my mouth and behind my head also

Okay... that's good... that's good...

But can you reach?

 

[Mdcopswife]

Every time I pee........I wipe the rim down with TP........

I think I love you for this!!!!!

 

[ImnoMensa]

Reddi Whip.

I have been known to just turn it up and squirt it in my mouth. Whats worse I have taught the Grandkids to do it too.

 

[Etred101]

We all do things we shouldn't .... We all have our secrets....

Long time ago and far away (Orlando, Fla.) I made Snow White blush. Not my fault....

 

[bcp]

Every time I pee........I wipe the rim down with TP........

I think I love you for this!!!!!

every time I pee I wipe out the sink.
do you love me too?

 

[mommarock]

Yes, but there are a lot out there that know each other. Sometimes I pretend I didn't see someone, just to avoid a conversation with them, cause you know, sometimes you really just don't care.

or I just text them. I want to know how they are doing, but not have an indepth conversation.

 

[mommarock]

All I know is that I woke up with a cats ass inches from my face last night.
I dont even know where my own damn lips have been.

 

[wkndbeacher]

or I just text them. I want to know how they are doing, but not have an indepth conversation.

Whoever invented text messaging and picture messages is a genius.

 

[Phina]

Whoever invented text messaging and picture messages is a genius.

Have to agree with you there!