stop treating me like sh*it

SEABREEZE 1957

My 401K is now a 201K
canuk woman said:
did you just call me a baby?

Not on purpose, really...

of course, born in 1989, your'e not quite a girl, not quite a woman.


"Michael Jackson showed up to court late today wearing his pajama bottoms," Carey told the audience. "You know what? You find the kid wearing the pajama top and we have another court case on our hands!"

"You know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?"

"When the big hand's on the little hand."


"I guess they got Michael Jackson on that new law," Leno told his audience last year. "Three tykes and you're out."


Seriously though, he used to be a good artist, but now he's just damn weird....
 
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canuk woman

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SEABREEZE 1957 said:
Not on purpose, really...

of course, born in 1989, your'e not quite a girl, not quite a woman.


"Michael Jackson showed up to court late today wearing his pajama bottoms," Carey told the audience. "You know what? You find the kid wearing the pajama top and we have another court case on our hands!"

"You know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?"

"When the big hand's on the little hand."


"I guess they got Michael Jackson on that new law," Leno told his audience last year. "Three tykes and you're out."


Seriously though, he used to be a good artist, but now he's just damn weird....

oh god leno's jokes are worse than the time conan used mj as a moving lips sequence featuring gov schwartz- I CAN'T SPELL HIS NAME!!!!
 
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canuk woman

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morganj614 said:
Why do you desrve respect? You do not belong in a room full of adults acting like a 2 yr. old..Can't stand the heat...well ya know..buh bye

yeah that means you i started the thread and i can kick you out
 

meme

The Smart Hooker
So it's Bike Week down here and all walks of life are roaming the streets. I saw my first truck that had Ontario tags and a Canadian Flag and U.S. Flag next to it. Underneath the flags was another bumper sticker that said "Yeah, I'm from Canada and I love the U.S." Then there are a pack of bikers who all had Ontario tags. Nothing seemed unusual about them until they stoped for no damn reason in the middle of the farkin road during traffic. Then got seperated and the farkin idiots drove up the middle of the lanes (one going one way and the other going another) and decided that they would use the damn sidewalk as a road!

Sorry, I really don't have a point to this damn post.
 

SEABREEZE 1957

My 401K is now a 201K
canuk woman said:
yeah that means you i started the thread and i can kick you out

Ok, this can't be real..see what happens when you eat too much Elmer's glue? (and never make it out of kindergarten) :killingme
 
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virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
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Draws to mind the age old question... "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?"
To which I always assumed rhetorical..

Until someone answered, "Not a polar bear!"
 

Triggerfish

New Member
virgovictoria said:
Draws to mind the age old question... "Does a bear sh*t in the woods?"
To which I always assumed rhetorical..

Until someone answered, "Not a polar bear!"

My mother-in-law asked me that question a couple of years ago. My response was just that. :really:
 
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canuk woman

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SEABREEZE 1957 said:
What kind of moron shows up at court in their Pajama's...

A FRIGGIN' FREAK

BTW...Schwarzenegger

hey he hurt his back and don't bring him up on my threads because you'll just help me make more enemies
 
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canuk woman

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morganj614 said:
I'm waiting

i'm not telling you again get out or i'll spell the place where you live wrong on purpose like you have been spelling canada wrong on purpose
 
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