she's a quality piece of ass
Succubus
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But my god - it's like the $3000 a night hooker: how freaking good can a piece of ass possibly be?
Toxick
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Well I don't know from hookers, but I do know that the higher maintenance a piece of ass is, the less worth it, it becomes.
When someone thinks their mere presence in the sack is a gift from heaven, the less enthusiasm they display when it's go-time. No matter how hot someone is in an evening gown, that's not a fun night.
I don't know anything about any of the royal jizz-receptacles, and I care even less. But from I can tell about this one, the maintenance level has to be in the exosphere, and I guarantee you'd get more passion if you spent the night with a RealDoll™.
Who was that chick Elliot Spitzer was banging ?
I think she was $ 3k a night or was it $ 1500
She looks cross-eyed!
But I'm sure he doesn't have to look at her face. 
I guess if you can't have a decent relationship with someone, paying for it is definitely one way to get it.
I guess if you can't have a decent relationship with someone, paying for it is definitely one way to get it.
Yeah I don't know Spitzer had a wife ...... maybe he was paying for sympathy and conversation .....
there was an Post on Reddit recently about sex workers .... this was a common comment - dudes just paying for an hour of conversation [ this comment came from the women not the johns]
those must be some really hen picked husbands
And then again, there are tons of relationships where one partner (man/woman) tries to talk to the other and they won't "talk".
I don't know that Spitzer had a wife, either. Paying for all the attention - no matter what type/form it is doesn't really mean that the other person was the problem. It means the person paying for it has the problem.
She looks like Braitlyn Jenner. Are we sure she's a woman?
gemma_rae
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CPUSA
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Every woman knows the ass is worth about $50.00 a shot...
It's the discretion and them leaving that a guy is paying top dollar for...
That's Charlie Sheen's famous quote: "I'm not paying them for sex; I'm paying them to leave afterward."
itsbob
I bowl overhand
PBR is the cheap crap you bought the weekend before payday... and force it down because that was ALL you were getting.
I drank plenty of Iron City and Fox Deluxe that was in the same category...
Me neither. She wouldn't let me turn the lights on.
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Remember a commentator getting in trouble at a Steelers game.. After a bad call on the field fans were throwing cans and cups of IC onto the field..
Commentator responded
Have you ever tried IC or IC light?? I'd be throwing it on the field too!!
itsbob
I bowl overhand
If SHE won't let you turn the lights on, it probably wasn't
gemma_rae
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Maybe she thought you ate light bulbs. Did you say "turn the light out and I'll eat it?"
Maybe she thought you ate light bulbs. Did you say "turn the light out and I'll eat it?"
..took me sec...at first glance I was like "da fuq??"