We're driving...
...as far as we can get from home and then, we'll send the girl in to get a soda and...
PEEL WHEELS.
If she finds her way home, well, good for her, self sufficieny. Feed the cat and pay the bills. We won't be there anyway. Ha. We're running away.
Then, we'll go to other distant galaxies and trick the other two out in a like manner, just in case.
We've decided we don't want to parent anymore.
We're hoping the rules won't be enforced.
We're finding ourselves and the real 'we' have no children.
We're pulling their feeding tubes.
We're gonna roam the earth like Democrats and say and do whatever we want and dare anyone to try and hold us responsible.
We'll blame Halliburton and WalMart.
In short, we're filibustering responsibility. It's too 'extreme' and out of the American mainstream.