The Frog and the Bank Loan (For Sharon & Kyle)

jazz lady

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant. It's about an inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and tells him, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

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The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

:cheers:
 
Sharon

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Nice try but

Someone's been deleting my posts from the database. :burning: lol
 
Sharon

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Originally posted by jazz lady
Thanks. :sniffle: At least somebody appreciates the effort I made. :frown:
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As a peace offering I'll give you this---> /


You're quick but I gotcha! :biggrin:
 
jazz lady

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Originally posted by Sharon
As a peace offering I'll give you this---> /


You're quick but I gotcha! :biggrin:
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Sharon, it's pathetic you have to stoop so low as to change my posts to make it look like I made some sort of error. :duh:

And as a return gesture, I give you this---> _I__

:razz:



Really - grow up! :loser:

:dur:



:dance:
 
Sharon

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Dear Jazz,

Take heed, you cheap internet harpy, make like a bug & go hit a windshield.

Your friend,
Sharon :flowers:
 
Sharon

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Hey Jazzy,

It is my profound wish that you shall be kissed by the front of a speeding train, you you odious leach-covered nefarious vermin.

:biteme:
 
jazz lady

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Originally posted by Sharon
Hey Jazzy,

It is my profound wish that you shall be kissed by the front of a speeding train, you you odious leech-covered nefarious vermin.

:biteme:
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Stuttering and bad spelling. It loses its impact that way. Tut-tut. :duh:
 
jazz lady

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Dear Shaaaaaaaaaron,

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.*

Regards,
The Jazzinator :cool:






















*Translated: May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat.
 
Sharon

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Originally posted by jazz lady
Stuttering and bad spelling. It loses its impact that way. Tut-tut. :duh:
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Pick, pick, pick...you have a condition known as Optical Rectalitus.

That's where the nerve in your eye crosses the nerve in your rectum. It gives you a crappy outlook on life and causes you to go around correcting spelling and grammar all day long.
 
jazz lady

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Originally posted by Sharon
Pick, pick, pick...you have a condition known as Optical Rectalitus.

That's where the nerve in your eye crosses the nerve in your rectum. It gives you a crappy outlook on life and causes you to go around correcting spelling and grammar all day long.
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It's better than your Cranial Rectum Inversion condition where you have your head so far up your azz you can lick your tonsils from the inside.

You're just jealous of my life. All you do is sit on the computer all day and wait for a chance to try to put me down to make your pitiful excuse of a life seem less boring and meaningless.

:loser:
 
Sharon

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Originally posted by jazz lady
squeak SQUEAK!
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Oh you're still here. :rolleyes:

I thought you left due to stress related retaridiotism. (I just made that word up...does it hurt?) :neener:

Was sure I felt a shock wave coming across the bay from the fazzinating Jazzination expoding like a jack-hammer on steroids.
 
jazz lady

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Originally posted by Sharon
:blahblah: Arf, arf. :blahblah: Arf, arf. :blahblah:



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Just making it words as you go along whether you mean to or not, aren't you? Or is Bear your ghost-writer? :confused: I'm sure HE could put together a legible sentence better than YOU. :duh:

Hey, I meant to tell you. A rep from the nation of Packsandistan called. They miss their queen :loser: and want you to come home. :dance:
 
Sharon

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Originally posted by jazz lady
A rep from the nation of Packsandistan called. They miss their queen :loser: and want you to come home. :dance:
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Listen here you fart-breathed dingle-headed weazlehopper goonie...

I guess this has come to this, meet me at St Mary's Lake on Thursday at 7:00 PM. I will be the one fishing at the end of the pier. We will conclude our business.

There are plenty of woods and we will be secluded, so we can pick a spot where it will be convenient. Make no mistake, it is my intention to cripple you for life, make you beg for mercy, then end your miserable existence.

You want to enter my dark and ugly world, that is fine. You can enter but you can never leave. I have friends in St. Mary's, Charles, and MSPD, if you attempt to punk out and cry for help I will know about it. The same applies to any federal authorities. You say you are not afraid, then let us do this woman to woman, you have my word on it that is how it will be.

Let us have a valiant battle ending with the blood split of the vanquished one's, and the victor to continue on with their life. There is no need for you to reply to this, just be there. I have no desire to reply to anything you might say to this, what is done is done.
 
jazz lady

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Originally posted by Sharon
Listen here you fart-breathed dingle-headed weazlehopper goonie...

I guess this has come to this, meet me at St Mary's Lake on Thursday at 7:00 PM. I will be the one fishing at the end of the pier. We will conclude our business.

There are plenty of woods and we will be secluded, so we can pick a spot where it will be convenient. Make no mistake, it is my intention to cripple you for life, make you beg for mercy, then end your miserable existence.

You want to enter my dark and ugly world, that is fine. You can enter but you can never leave. I have friends in St. Mary's, Charles, and MSPD, if you attempt to punk out and cry for help I will know about it. The same applies to any federal authorities. You say you are not afraid, then let us do this woman to woman, you have my word on it that is how it will be.

Let us have a valiant battle ending with the blood split of the vanquished one's, and the victor to continue on with their life. There is no need for you to reply to this, just be there. I have no desire to reply to anything you might say to this, what is done is done.
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COPYRIGHT INFRIGEMENT!!! I'm reporting YOU to the FCC. :razz:
 
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