the stages of relationship

[Nanny Pam]

Like scratching my azz...
or holding my boobs up so the underneath can air out?[/QUOTE]

I made someone laugh!

 

[ashliekay711]

this is not true. we only stop kissing when women stop giving hummers

well trust me, that deffinately can't be the reason he stoped kissing me!

 

[sweetpea]

I think not.

Yeah...sometimes they just don't hand em out at all. :shrug:

 

[Redskinsmama]

ok, i joined this way late and do not feel like reading through the perverted undertones throughout this forum so here goes. Women stop giving what they used to b/c men feel like they do not have to please a woman like they used to. Think about it. for the first 6months to a year a man is still preheating the oven (if you know what i mean) and pulling out over the top romantic moments. Then you get comfortable. The man just wants to come home put it in, put it out, and start playing video games or watch sportscenter. They seem to forget why the woman fell for them in the first place. I don't know about you ladies, but my body is not like a DVD player. I don't like to fast forward through the previews. YOu get what you give, and when you stop with the actions that make a girl feel special, she's certainly not going to go out of her way and reciprocate!

 

[RoseRed]

ok, i joined this way late and do not feel like reading through the perverted undertones throughout this forum so here goes. Women stop giving what they used to b/c men feel like they do not have to please a woman like they used to. Think about it. for the first 6months to a year a man is still preheating the oven (if you know what i mean) and pulling out over the top romantic moments. Then you get comfortable. The man just wants to come home put it in, put it out, and start playing video games or watch sportscenter. They seem to forget why the woman fell for them in the first place. I don't know about you ladies, but my body is not like a DVD player. I don't like to fast forward through the previews. YOu get what you give, and when you stop with the actions that make a girl feel special, she's certainly not going to go out of her way and reciprocate!

Say it ain't so!

 

[Redskinsmama]

i believe someone said that their tongue could reach the crumbs in a pringles can and i kinda threw up in my mouth. i had to skip ahead in fear that someone would try and top that comment!

 

[Gwydion]

i believe someone said that their tongue could reach the crumbs in a pringles

:worthless

 

[RoseRed]

:worthless

It was a dude.

 

[HollowSoul]

 

[Gwydion]

It was a dude.

whoops

 

[aps45819]

I don't know about you ladies, but my body is not like a DVD player!

obviously no mute button

 

[RoseRed]

obviously no mute button

ZING!!!

 

[Redskinsmama]

dvd players don't have mute buttons, genius.

 

[aps45819]

i believe someone said that their tongue could reach the crumbs in a pringles can and i kinda threw up in my mouth. i had to skip ahead in fear that someone would try and top that comment!

Check out Jim Carey in Earth Girls are Easy.

 

[aps45819]

dvd players don't have mute buttons, genius.

back in the kitchen woman, it's almost time for my lunch

 

[jwwb2000]

dvd players don't have mute buttons, genius.

Our dvd has a mute button on the remote control :shrug:

 

[Gwydion]

back in the kitchen woman, it's almost time for my lunch

Watch out for rat poison mixed into your sandwich!

 

[Redskinsmama]

back in the kitchen woman, it's almost time for my lunch

sure thing darling, how does a big heaping pile of shut the fukc up sound?

 

[Redskinsmama]

sure thing darling, how does a big heaping pile of shut the fukc up sound?

 

[LordStanley]