the stages of relationship

[mv_princess]

Hey thats a tough thing to do with the cap still on

Well, it was a pretty interesting site, not much different from any other man..

*Pop....fizzle fizzle fizzle* Then you just left the sticky mess behind

 

[nachomama]

Well, it was a pretty interesting site, not much different from any other man..

*Pop....fizzle fizzle fizzle* Then you just left the sticky mess behind

Gawd, I love you!

 

[mv_princess]

Gawd, I love you!

 

[aps45819]

Guess you wouldn't know, now would you...

How bout this one then...I'm in a bar, me and a couple of my gal pals...talking to a whole slew of guys. The guys start talking trash about what they can do, etc. I give one of my girlfriends "the signal..." we throw a lip lock down right in front of everyone. OR... I take my Smirnoff Ice Bottle and deep throat it all the way to the end of the neck and wrap my lips around the base.

I've had guys drop full bottles of beer and stand in disbelief.

How are you at opening a bottle of wine?

 

[LordStanley]

Well, it was a pretty interesting site, not much different from any other man..

*Pop....fizzle fizzle fizzle* Then you just left the sticky mess behind

I cleaned up everything I got on you. didnt I?

 

[nachomama]

How are you at opening a bottle of wine?

Post #152...I taught the girl in the video how to do that...

 

[Lugnut]

How are you at opening a bottle of wine?

I think I'd pass out...

 

[vraiblonde]

I used to think she is the one you repeatedly dropped on the head, I stand corrected...

 

[BadGirl]

Aren't you somebody on here's brother?

Is it Nickel? Or was it BadGirl? I can't seem to remember.....help me out, here.

Twasn't me. I have no brothers. :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

Her name is Jen. Nannypams daughter. I'm not sure what her handle is on here. Why, do you ask? Does it have to do with my pringle-skills?

I hope not

 

[Nickel]

Twasn't me. I have no brothers. :shrug:

I have lots, but alas, they are not this "wacky".

 

[Wickedwrench]

Women stop giving hummers when men stop licking the plate properly...

I think not.

 

[crabcake]

I used to think she is the one you repeatedly dropped on the head, I stand corrected...

SEE! Next time, don't ask "can it get worse"!

 

[lillymay]

Not married but I don't hold anything back while dating. It can be on the first date, I don't care because I am who I am and passing gas orally or other is a natural thing and if I feel the urge, it's coming out. If I run someone off, oh well then they are the ones who think they are too good because we all do it. Of course, I excuse myself!

 

[camily]

Not married but I don't hold anything back while dating. It can be on the first date, I don't care because I am who I am and passing gas orally or other is a natural thing and if I feel the urge, it's coming out. If I run someone off, oh well then they are the ones who think they are too good because we all do it. Of course, I excuse myself!

Interesting.

 

[lillymay]

Interesting.

I would think it was interesting if peeps would just keep it real!

 

[bresamil]

I can't believe this thread hasn't been moved yet.

 

[lillymay]

Moved? Where would it go? Seriously.

 

[Nickel]

Moved? Where would it go? Seriously.

To North Carolina.

 

[ServiceGuy]

Like scratching my azz...
or holding my boobs up so the underneath can air out?[/QUOTE]