Tonight I barely escaped

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aahhdrink

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Chasey_Lane said:
But it's okay for me to bend my body in pretzel shapes? :duh:
you should be able to from what I hear around here. Just need to learn how to :gossip: and you will be the shait.
 
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Kizzy

Guest
Railroad said:
Careful, Pete! One of the guys at Doug's Hobbies broke a leg in a sparring event in a martial arts class. He literally TWISTED his leg and broke the two bones below the knee. I don't know how or why the knee didn't take the damage instead of the bones.

I grew up across the street from the owner's of that store, and if it was big Doug or little Doug, they have broken an awful lot of bones. :lol:
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Kizzy said:
I grew up across the street from the owner's of that store, and if it was big Doug or little Doug, they have broken an awful lot of bones. :lol:
Nope, wasn't one of the Dougs.
 

KCM

Right Where I Belong
Pete said:
Boy and I tested for our next belts on saturday and both passed with flying colors, we got them tonight. If he was smiling any harder his head would have turned inside out.
Both of my kids take TKD at wildewood. They both love it! The girl tested Saturday too...she should be getting her belt tonight when we go.:yay: Congrats to boy!
 

Pete

Repete
Vince said:
Dayum, I was hoping you'd pick on somebody's grandfather this week. :lmao:
:tantrum I told you a hundred times, it was that older ladies fault, she moved where I was kicking. :tantrum
 

Pete

Repete
bresamil said:
So is she the one that gave you the smackdown last night? :popcorn:
No, last night was the instructor and a teenager. We were learning new stuff that involved a take down. She showed the teenager how to do it then had him try it on me. Well when it got to the take down part, I did not want to make it too easy for him, I mean it had to be a little relaistic :shrug:, so when he went to take me down I just tensed up and resisted a little. :lol: Well she laughed and told him what he was doing wrong, then stepped in to show him. she did the moves and when she got to the take down part of course I smiled a little and tensed up again to make it hard. I swear I heard her giggle a little just before I hit the floor like a wet sack of cement. :ohwell:
 
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FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Pete said:
No, last night was the instructor and a teenager. We were learning new stuff that involved a take down. She showed the teeneger how to do it then had him do it on me. Well when it got to the take down part, I did not want to make it too easy for him, Imean it had to be a little relaistic, so when he went to take me down I just tensed up and resisted a little. :lol: Well she laughed and told him what he was doing wrong, then stepped in to show him. she did the moves and when she got to the take down part of course I smiled a little and tensed up again to make it hard. I swear I heard her giggle a little just before I hit the floor like a wet sack of cement. :ohwell:

:roflmao:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
No, last night was the instructor and a teenager. We were learning new stuff that involved a take down. She showed the teeneger how to do it then had him do it on me. Well when it got to the take down part, I did not want to make it too easy for him, Imean it had to be a little relaistic, so when he went to take me down I just tensed up and resisted a little. :lol: Well she laughed and told him what he was doing wrong, then stepped in to show him. she did the moves and when she got to the take down part of course I smiled a little and tensed up again to make it hard. I swear I heard her giggle a little just before I hit the floor like a wet sack of cement. :ohwell:



:roflmao: I'm glad you are ok Pete.... :roflmao: :huggy:
 

Pete

Repete
dems4me said:
:roflmao: I'm glad you are ok Pete.... :roflmao: :huggy:
Oh, it wasn't over yet because Mr Teenager took notes and was pretty good at it himself.

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok :blushing:

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok:mad:

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok:sad:

FLOP SMACK

mommy :dead:
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Pete said:
Oh, it wasn't over yet because Mr Teenager took notes and was pretty good at it himself.

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok :blushing:

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok:mad:

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok:sad:

FLOP SMACK

mommy :dead:

:poorbaby:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
Oh, it wasn't over yet because Mr Teenager took notes and was pretty good at it himself.

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok :blushing:

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok:mad:

FLOP SMACK

I'm ok:sad:

FLOP SMACK

mommy :dead:



:killingme: That does sound typical.... :killingme: :roflmao:
 

Pete

Repete
I am fine, better than I expected to be. Neck was a little stiff this morning. I can't wait to go back and try it on others now, I practiced on Boy last night. :lol:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
I am fine, better than I expected to be. Neck was a little stiff this morning. I can't wait to go back and try it on others now, I practiced on Boy last night. :lol:


Actually after the last class, I think it would be funny if you walked in with a neck brace, back brace, ankle splints and crutches... :lol: and for good measure... each class add one more splint or brace :lol:
 
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dems4me

Guest
Pete said:
Me: Boy, pick up you socks.

Boy: In a minute

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad .....FLOP SMACK

:lmao:


I can just see you doing that and RescueNanny911 there watching and taping all of this with eyes bugged and shaking her head... :lmao:

Speaking of which... she seems like she'd be fair game for a practical joke on taping a bogus episode or a candid camera joke ...:lol:
 
Hey dems... weren't you looking for a way to get a good workout... and it sounds like you would get to meet a bunch of really interesting people...:shrug:
 
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