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[amishstalker]

What the heck is that!!

 

[tikipirate]

That is the symbol for an act of sexual digital manipulation known worldwide as the "shocker".

 

[amishstalker]

TFF. And I thought i had heard it all.

Oh well. I guess I will have to wait until its out on DVD

 

[MMDad]

I dont cook, clean or put Icky things near my mouth

I just read your siggie. Are you my wife?

 

[amishstalker]

lol.......well you know if god meant for it to be eatin, he would have put it on a plate..........

 

[bcp]

I just read your siggie. Are you my wife?

MMDAD is GAY???

Not something I would have guessed,,

 

[MMDad]

MMDAD is GAY???

Not something I would have guessed,,

Because I asked a woman if she is my wife??? Please explain.

 

[MMDad]

lol.......well you know if god meant for it to be eatin, he would have put it on a plate..........

Whhy do you think he put two round things under it? It won't fit on one plate, so he gave you two!

 

[amishstalker]

No mmdad......just shows you are a healthy man........just the kind i like

 

[MMDad]

No mmdad......just shows you are a healthy man........just the kind i like

If only I were Amish, I could have a mistress. Oh well, my wife won't let me have a mistress anyway.

 

[bcp]

Because I asked a woman if she is my wife??? Please explain.

oops my mistake, and a rather large one I might say.

for some reason, as God is my witness, I thought the amish one was a man.


on the other hand,,, Glad your not a homo?

 

[MMDad]

Glad your not a homo?

Not as glad as I am! Hairy ass?

 

[amishstalker]

oops my mistake, and a rather large one I might say.

for some reason, as God is my witness, I thought the amish one was a man.


on the other hand,,, Glad your not a homo?

Oh MY.....I am 100% female, I assure you of that.

 

[bcp]

Please all involve in this severe travisty of justice on my part.
Forgive me, being new, I have yet to figure out exactly whom is who.

For reference,
I am infact an non homo male. I like women, there is no prefer women, men are not an option.

Please, continue with the scheduled posting as if this error had not surfaced in such a way as to tarnish an otherwise perfect thread.

I thank you for your understanding in this matter.


BCP.

 

[amishstalker]

Please all involve in this severe travisty of justice on my part.
Forgive me, being new, I have yet to figure out exactly whom is who.

For reference,
I am infact an non homo male. I like women, there is no prefer women, men are not an option.

Please, continue with the scheduled posting as if this error had not surfaced in such a way as to tarnish an otherwise perfect thread.

I thank you for your understanding in this matter.


BCP.

All is forgiven and forgotten. Proceed

 

[tikipirate]

All is forgiven and forgotten. Proceed

Now that's settled, back to the 'shocker'.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Two in the coot, one in the boot.

Going to town, with one in the brown.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your bartenders.

(Check out the turbo-hottie in the middle. She is fully cognizant of the 'shocker'. Check out the nasty on the left who doesn't understand, and will never experience same.)

 

[camily]

I am dying to see Brokeback Mountain. It looks like a really good love story, besides the fact they are gay.

No men I know will go.

Me too! No way my husband wil want to go either. Actually, he has probably never even heard of it so I could trick him into going! Wouldn't that be a surprise! He'd kick my A double S.

 

[DMJ]

I am dying to see Brokeback Mountain. It looks like a really good love story, besides the fact they are gay.

No men I know will go.

I'm a man and I wouldnt see that movie if I had it, along with a big screen TV that I could keep delivered right to my house. What is it with you girls?

 

[camily]

I'm a man and I wouldnt see that movie if I had it, along with a big screen TV that I could keep delivered right to my house. What is it with you girls?

It just doesn't bother me. At all. I guess I just feel that if your happy, I'm happy. I don't think it is a woman thing, because lots of women don't like it and lots of men are fine with it.

 

[DMJ]

It just doesn't bother me. At all. I guess I just feel that if your happy, I'm happy. I don't think it is a woman thing, because lots of women don't like it and lots of men are fine with it.

I'm "fine" with it but I don't wanna see it on the big screen