Wanted Junk yard Dog
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Not invisible dogs. 
Dougstermd
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Pandora said:Hey Doug
Linkie no workie.
it was the add at the bottom of the page. I don't know what happened
He must be taking vitamins again.
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WildHorses
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Dougstermd said:it was the add at the bottom of the page. I don't know what happened
Actually, I was impressed with the statement I thought you were making.
I don't know if I like knowing it was all a mistake. 
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nomoney
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gumbo said:Your not reading my PMs.
This statement alone shows concern for and is self explanatory of how a dog would be treated.
So get the hell off of my back.
By telling you that you are being seen as an ass is not "on your back" . But if you'd like to continue to talk to me like that I'm sure I could demonstate just how exactly me riding your ass would be.
Have a nice day.
Pete
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If you do "mount up" will you be using a saddle or bareback?nomoney said:By telling you that you are being seen as an ass is not "on your back" . But if you'd like to continue to talk to me like that I'm sure I could demonstate just how exactly me riding your ass would be.
gumbo
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Post 2nomoney said:By telling you that you are being seen as an ass is not "on your back" . But if you'd like to continue to talk to me like that I'm sure I could demonstate just how exactly me riding your ass would be.
Originally posted by Cattitude
I'm so sorry, MY BAD ! I didn't realize that post 2 was in the form of a question.
And what was I thinking I should have known that dog lovers would never be able to comprehend this.........
Post 1..
Then my reply....
This was the sarcastic answer I got.
All the answers to this were right in post 1
1. less than undesirable
2.because it bites or has just turned mean.
3.I have a 6 foot fenced in lot with a dog kennel
4.to guard the shop
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if people are willing to give the dog to the animal shelter to be destroyed, because it has a problem with people.
Wouldn't that mean the dog don't like allot of human interaction ?
Excuse me I have a low tolerance for those who think guard dogs, hunting dogs,and work dogs are treated cruel. And that all dogs need to be coddled.
Pigs have a higher IQ than Dogs, but its OK to leave them outside with no human interaction.
Thats right what was I thinking..Pigs aren't as cute.
Pigs are smarter so why do we choose what animals are our pets by their looks.
Perhaps we choose who's the ass over those who act like a victim using the same principles.
Sometimes the one playing the role of the victim was the ass that started it.
Like I'm new here and didn't know this thread would bring out the fur huggers.
PS..Anytime you would like to try to ride my ass let me know.
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
gumbo said:Post 2
I'm so sorry, MY BAD ! I didn't realize that post 2 was in the form of a question.
And what was I thinking I should have known that dog lovers would never be able to comprehend this.........
Post 1..
Then my reply....
This was the sarcastic answer I got.
All the answers to this were right in post 1
1. less than undesirable
2.because it bites or has just turned mean.
3.I have a 6 foot fenced in lot with a dog kennel
4.to guard the shop
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if people are willing to give the dog to the animal shelter to be destroyed, because it has a problem with people.
Wouldn't that mean the dog don't like allot of human interaction ?
Excuse me I have a low tolerance for those who think guard dogs, hunting dogs,and work dogs are treated cruel. And that all dogs need to be coddled.
Pigs have a higher IQ than Dogs, but its OK to leave them outside with no human interaction.
Thats right what was I thinking..Pigs aren't as cute.
Pigs are smarter so why do we choose what animals are our pets by their looks.
Perhaps we choose who's the ass over those who act like a victim using the same principles.
Sometimes the one playing the role of the victim was the ass that started it.
Like I'm new here and didn't know this thread would bring out the fur huggers.
PS..Anytime you would like to try to ride my ass let me know.
nomoney
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gumbo said:Post 2
I'm so sorry, MY BAD ! I didn't realize that post 2 was in the form of a question.
And what was I thinking I should have known that dog lovers would never be able to comprehend this.........
Post 1..
Then my reply....
This was the sarcastic answer I got.
All the answers to this were right in post 1
1. less than undesirable
2.because it bites or has just turned mean.
3.I have a 6 foot fenced in lot with a dog kennel
4.to guard the shop
Correct me if I'm wrong, but if people are willing to give the dog to the animal shelter to be destroyed, because it has a problem with people.
Wouldn't that mean the dog don't like allot of human interaction ?
Excuse me I have a low tolerance for those who think guard dogs, hunting dogs,and work dogs are treated cruel. And that all dogs need to be coddled.
Pigs have a higher IQ than Dogs, but its OK to leave them outside with no human interaction.
Thats right what was I thinking..Pigs aren't as cute.
Pigs are smarter so why do we choose what animals are our pets by their looks.
Perhaps we choose who's the ass over those who act like a victim using the same principles.
Sometimes the one playing the role of the victim was the ass that started it.
Like I'm new here and didn't know this thread would bring out the fur huggers.
PS..Anytime you would like to try to ride my ass let me know.
First of all, did I debate with you the right and wrong way to take care of an effing dog? No.
Did I ask you why you're being so mean to everyone? No.
Did I ask why you were acting like an ass? No.
I said......You are being an ass....I didn't ask why nor do I care. :shrug:
So next time you feel the need to explain yourself to me when I call you an ass. Please don't waste my time-it's boring.
gumbo
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nomoney said:First of all, did I debate with you the right and wrong way to take care of an effing dog? No.
Did I ask you why you're being so mean to everyone? No.
Did I ask why you were acting like an ass? No.
I said......You are being an ass....I didn't ask why nor do I care. :shrug:
So next time you feel the need to explain yourself to me when I call you an ass. Please don't waste my time-it's boring.
Then you should have kept your damn 2 cents to yourself.
nomoney
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appyday said:NOMO you lost your chance..he would pay $50 each...you could have taken your neighbors junk yard dogs and sold to Gumbo and made $100
na, he'd probably talk them to death about pigs having higher iq's then them but that they don't go inside so niether could they and how the kennel is fenced in and how they have a playmate and how they're only for protection but they'll get a free cat every now and then and :blahblahblah:
Gumbo, I have the number of a good therapist.....
gumbo
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How do you know the therapist is good..vraiblonde said:
Does the therapist have group rates for forum members that don't understand, that a mean dog only has one use .
Never mind I was confused! The number is for a doggy therapist so I can find out why the new guard dog is mean.
Dog therapist....Why don't you like people anymore ?
Dog.....Well the last woman that owned me use to dress me up like a chicken and a bunch of other weird outfits and take pictures.
Dog therapist... And how did this make you feel ?
Dog... Man it makes me mad, Do I look like a doll, "I'm a dog". I want to lay around and lick myself. But nooooooo I can't do that anymore, "that beotch" took my boy's because I humped her leg once, and she still hasn't gave them back!
Now all I want to do is bite people. I'm telling you, "man I can't take it anymore".
Dog therapist.. They only love you. Don't you understand that ?
Dog.. I understand that beotch stole my nuts and if she talks to me one more time like I'm a little puppy, Oh my puppy wuppy...I'm going to chew her ass up.
"Do you got that! "
Dog therapist.. So how does guard dog duty sound.
Dog...You really mean it ? Oh man one of them car places would be too cool.
I could pee on all the tires. Those guys don't care that I smell like a dog.
"I am a dog" !!!
I don't have to wait hours to go out side to piss. Man where do I sign up ?
And I have heard those guys brag about how their dog had some jerk pinned down in a car all night. I can do this. I'm so tired of being treated like a Poodle.
Dog therapist... OK I will recommend guard duty to your owners.
Dog...
Hey Doc do you think ya can talk her into giving me my boy's back before I leave. My bark just don't sound the same with out them. 
This is for those who just don't understand my sarcastic sense of humor through out this thread. Post #1 was real, after that it was
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Anyone need a goat ?
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