Wanted Junk yard Dog
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MMDad
Lem Putt
I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I agree with you. There are people who take nice dogs and turn them mean. That isn't what you want to do. You want to save the life of a dog that has already been ruined. If the dog has food, shelter, space, vet care, etc., how is that worse than gassing him?gumbo said:How do you know the therapist is good..
Does the therapist have group rates for forum members that don't understand, that a mean dog only has one use .
Never mind I was confused! The number is for a doggy therapist so I can find out why the new guard dog is mean.
Dog therapist....Why don't you like people anymore ?
Dog.....Well the last woman that owned me use to dress me up like a chicken and a bunch of other weird outfits and take pictures.
Dog therapist... And how did this make you feel ?
Dog... Man it makes me mad, Do I look like a doll, "I'm a dog". I want to lay around and lick myself. But nooooooo I can't do that anymore, "that beotch" took my boy's because I humped her leg once, and she still hasn't gave them back!
Now all I want to do is bite people. I'm telling you, "man I can't take it anymore".
Dog therapist.. They only love you. Don't you understand that ?
Dog.. I understand that beotch stole my nuts and if she talks to me one more time like I'm a little puppy, Oh my puppy wuppy...I'm going to chew her ass up.
"Do you got that! "
Dog therapist.. So how does guard dog duty sound.
Dog...You really mean it ? Oh man one of them car places would be too cool.
I could pee on all the tires. Those guys don't care that I smell like a dog.
"I am a dog" !!!
I don't have to wait hours to go out side to piss. Man where do I sign up ?
And I have heard those guys brag about how their dog had some jerk pinned down in a car all night. I can do this. I'm so tired of being treated like a Poodle.
Dog therapist... OK I will recommend guard duty to your owners.
Dog...Hey Doc do you think ya can talk her into giving me my boy's back before I leave. My bark just don't sound the same with out them.
This is for those who just don't understand my sarcastic sense of humor through out this thread.
Post #1 was real, after that it was&
Anyone need a goat ?
Personally, I'd be worried about the liability of it getting out and biting somebody, but that has nothing to do with the dog. If you are willing to accept the risk, where's the harm?
@ GumboWell, don't look at me. I have no problem with work animals. I didn't grow up with dogs dressed in outfits and treated like humans. My great-grandfather had dogs on his farm and they worked just as hard as any of the men - herding other animals, guarding chicken coops, etc.
And guess what happened if they weren't any good at these tasks?
But I don't know as I'd get an already mean dog, because they're too hard to control and you want them to eat burglars, not you or your employees. You'd probably be better off getting a German Shepherd or something and training it to be a guard dog.
gumbo
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I wasn't looking your way. I was pointing my sarcastic remarks toward Miss Ellie Mae Cattitude that thinks certain four legged critters should be treated like little people.vraiblonde said:
Well, don't look at me. I have no problem with work animals. I didn't grow up with dogs dressed in outfits and treated like humans. My great-grandfather had dogs on his farm and they worked just as hard as any of the men - herding other animals, guarding chicken coops, etc.
And guess what happened if they weren't any good at these tasks?
But I don't know as I'd get an already mean dog, because they're too hard to control and you want them to eat burglars, not you or your employees. You'd probably be better off getting a German Shepherd or something and training it to be a guard dog.
And lets not forget those who really don't care what the issue is.
They just side with and suck up, trying to fit into who they think is in the in click.
Fact is, anyone that has been on and actually reading the boards very long, knows that Catt is over zealous when it comes to pet critters.
And that Nomoney can be a suck up.
Otter
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gumbo said:
Dur!!..so what did you expect from this thread?? Not enough going on in your forum so you had to try to stir chit here?? What is it, Gumbo, you were too stupid to realize you would get chit here or you just wanted to stir things up?
You've been around long enough to realize Catt, Nomo and the cast of thousands out here say what they feel and could care less what others think of their comments. Surprised that your dander got up about that.
fttrsbeerwench
New Member
When I worked at the garage in Great Mills, we kept two dobey's who had actually bitten at least one person that I knew of... The dogs were really good with all of us and wouldn't even react to my kiddo in the yard once he got a good whiff of her..
Please make sure you post a sign warning that no customers be allowed in the yard.....
Even with you as an escort it's not a good idea to have any strangers traipsing(sp) around in there.. Insurance people and tow truck drivers should be verbally notified that there is a cranky dog and accompanied at all times.
Make sure there are no places he can escape and that you clean the yard as best you can of any chemical spills or broken glass..
I think the pups should be happy as long as they have companionship and the other basics...
for thinking about pooches who may not be so snuggly and cute anymore..
Please make sure you post a sign warning that no customers be allowed in the yard.....
Even with you as an escort it's not a good idea to have any strangers traipsing(sp) around in there.. Insurance people and tow truck drivers should be verbally notified that there is a cranky dog and accompanied at all times.
Make sure there are no places he can escape and that you clean the yard as best you can of any chemical spills or broken glass..
I think the pups should be happy as long as they have companionship and the other basics...
for thinking about pooches who may not be so snuggly and cute anymore..Aren't you afraid that the dog will bite you?
I don't see a problem w/ the animal being a guard dog/slash pet. As long as the dog would be treated in the same capacity as your pet, i.e., shots, proper shelter, love and attention then it should not be an issue.
While at times I believe the SPCA are too strict and at times turn away people who are willing to provide a perfectly good home, I guess I can understand them refusing if you are buying the dog to "bite" people. Not that you stated that you were but I guess their thinking is if the dog bites someone then it will be right back at their shelter anyway.
I don't see a problem w/ the animal being a guard dog/slash pet. As long as the dog would be treated in the same capacity as your pet, i.e., shots, proper shelter, love and attention then it should not be an issue.
While at times I believe the SPCA are too strict and at times turn away people who are willing to provide a perfectly good home, I guess I can understand them refusing if you are buying the dog to "bite" people. Not that you stated that you were but I guess their thinking is if the dog bites someone then it will be right back at their shelter anyway.
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BS Gal
Voted Nicest in 08
My neighbors have two dogs in a small pen. I have NEVER seen them out of the pen. Maybe I'll stop by and see if they are interested in getting rid of them. I know Animal Control has been there before when they had two dogs and those two disappeared. I don't think the dogs are mean, though, just not had any human contact. They aren't real big though. Not small, but not big. Geek - they're on the corner there when we turn into our street. Know which ones I'm talking about? Tiny pen, no attention......
BS Gal
Voted Nicest in 08
This is his second go-around with dogs. He just leaves them in the pen. One of the neighbors reported him a few years back. I'm thinking about asking him if he wants to get rid of them. I hate seeing them like that. Never outside, never in the house, never seen anyone giving them food or water, never seeing anyone playing with them. It's just sad. They'd be perfect for Gumbo.Geek said:
gumbo
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Mr Otter .. So what your saying is I shouldn't have posted my need for a dog ,out of fear of your wife and her friends ? "I don't think so"!otter said:
I knew exactly what to expect and pretty much who was going to say what.
So why should this change my need for a dog ?
I did not make this thread to start chit as you say.
I made this thread because I have a need for a couple dogs that are undesirable as pets.(which I got one)
And I too have been around on this forum long enough , that you should know I couldn't give a flying rats ass what anyone thinks.
However if someone is willing to hang their ass out on here, who am I not to oblige with a foot.
The fact is those who posted that didn't have a undesirable dog or knew of someone with a undesirable dog they wanted to get rid of, then they posted on here to either start sheot or making fun of the sheot being started.
So if your going to point a finger at who's starting chit then point it across the room. Because any booger eating moron with half a brain cell can see the sarcasm dripping from Catt's first two posts.
So why should I back down ? Because you do ? "I'm not scared" I don't sleep with her!
The Gumbo analogy of this is....
If one don't want no chit, don't start no chit and never start chit with a known ass, because we all know where chit comes from.
Oh yea..I almost forgot
Fight Club ! You have got to be kidding me, I could give a chit less if it were to close down tomorrow , it was started as a joke.Like $20 isn't worth a laugh or two and if I recall, Nomoney was one of the first to get busy fighting in there, but yet I'm the ass
BTW:"dander" In a up roar ? You people are hilarious ! Does looking and laughing ring a bell ?
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