Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
A card for such an overrated, commercialized event.
I agree...I tell my wife I love her every day....I'll tell her twice on Thursday...
What to get.. HELP!!
- Thread starter JLS
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I agree...I tell my wife I love her every day....I'll tell her twice on Thursday...
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(((echo)))
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echo...I hate to ask, what's a swirlie and/or a russian chili dog?
migtig...but what do I get for him??? LOL...the guys at work are saying your recommendations are gay, other than the sex and food
ok...you asked for it
swirlie....
doggystyle while her head is in the toilet....during orgasm, flush
russian chili dog....
poo on her chest...then ti*ty f-her
cdsulhoff
New Member
Getting my Hubby to a spa would be kind of like roping the deer Mousebaby posted about.
http://forums.somd.com/share-joke/128900-why-hunters-use-guns.html
That is tooo funny!
I know hubby will enjoy it because We do this type of stuff together all the time!
Yeah,my best friend, that I can't even get to go the the spa with me. She said the only way she would go if they had a IV hooked up to a Coors light keg for her. LOL
But I can get my hubby to go with no problem at all!! FUNNY!!!
checkingthenews
C'mon...Smile!
Ok Ladies.. What the heck do u get a guy for V Day - when he has everything?!?!?! yeah I'ma do a nice dinner and alittle dessert
but as a gift - I'm thinking a gift certificate to like a car place or lowes or something.. he has cologne and all that kinda stuff.. any ideas??
How about a couples massage at a spa? If you've never had a massage, it's wonderful!
A card for such an overrated, commercialized event.
Should I take back the Koach I got for you?
whome20603
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ok...you asked for it
swirlie....
doggystyle while her head is in the toilet....during orgasm, flush
russian chili dog....
poo on her chest...then ti*ty f-her
Oh my, that's disgusting
One of the guys at work is laughing his @zz off right now and says he's heard of the swirlie...never the russian chili dog. He's always talking smack about a dirty sanchez or the goat, the batwing...some $h!t like that so he's loving this.
Honestly, I don't know what else to say now. I'm gonna be out on this one...
Agree.....I make a nice dinner for family and he makes an extra effort to come home earlier for a nice evening. Just another day.
He once sent me roses on VDay and I about lost it when I found out how much they were, made him promise to never spend that again.
It's a Hallmark holiday.
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
Should I take back the Koach I got for you?
That's not a VDay gift. That's payment for setting up the live web cam during your birthing.
cdsulhoff
New Member
How about a couples massage at a spa? If you've never had a massage, it's wonderful!
Scalped does this. They teach the couple how to give a massage and itis only $95 for a hour lesson. I am thinking about taking hubby there do teach his butt. You would of think with getting massages he would know what to do. NOT!!
But that is a awesome idea!!!!
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(((echo)))
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Oh my, that's disgusting
One of the guys at work is laughing his @zz off right now and says he's heard of the swirlie...never the russian chili dog. He's always talking smack about a dirty sanchez or the goat, the batwing...some $h!t like that so he's loving this.
Honestly, I don't know what else to say now. I'm gonna be out on this one...
i havent partaken in either festivity so please don't get the wrong impression of me (or is that too late)
cdsulhoff
New Member
i havent partaken in either festivity so please don't get the wrong impression of me (or is that too late)
Way too late!!!! LOL
checkingthenews
C'mon...Smile!
nightowl
New Member
i havent partaken in either festivity so please don't get the wrong impression of me (or is that too late)
That you even know what those things mean says a thing or two lol.
And to think I thought you were so innocent.
whome20603
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i havent partaken in either festivity so please don't get the wrong impression of me (or is that too late)
Do what you do...or what you don't do. It's all good...or not good. Dang, whatever
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Lovers Lotto Scratchoffs 
Or Pleasure Gift Certificates.
Or Pleasure Gift Certificates.
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(((echo)))
Guest
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wkndbeacher
Guest
ok...you asked for it
swirlie....
doggystyle while her head is in the toilet....during orgasm, flush
russian chili dog....
poo on her chest...then ti*ty f-her
Ummm thats pretty nasty..hope thats not what you re asking for Valentines Day, for Im guessing the couch wouldnt be as comfortable as your bed.
Kittykat33
Why me??
either a swirlie...or a russian chili dog
Ewwwwww
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(((echo)))
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nope, my ideal v-day pesent is just to leave me on the couch all day scratch'n the fellas...maybe bring me a fresh pepsi every so often.
Possibly whip up a batch of cookie dough.
hers on the other hand...well lets just say she'll get a sponge bath, and i'll dry her off with my tongue?
thurley42
HY;FR
ok...you asked for it
swirlie....
doggystyle while her head is in the toilet....during orgasm, flush
russian chili dog....
poo on her chest...then ti*ty f-her
I asked for a Wii......Last year I got a new Grill...