black dog
Free America
Yea, I know. They interrupt The Young and the Restless for that nonsense.
Topper Shutt in studio: "Let's go to the field reporter for the latest from the inner loop of the beltway".
Field Reporter.: "I'm on the inner loop of the beltway near FedEx Field and here, nothing is happening. There's some snow, there's some traffic, otherwise NOTHING IS HAPPENING. Let's throw it to other field reporter who is in southern MD where I'm certain: nothing is happening.
Other field reporter: Thank you, Agamemnon. Yes, nothing is happening let's go back to the hot pieces of ass in the studio.
Studio: So there you have it, nothing is happening.
Don't you be interrupting' my stories.
You should live in bum #### Indiana.. We do have Tornado sirens at least.