Tina2001aniT
New Member
Wickedwrench said:What? Don't tell me you have never experienced afterzestysession morning breath!
Zesty session must not have been "zesty" enough if your breath is the first thing on your mind in the morning........
What's the ideal situation in which to initiate a first kiss?
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Zesty session must not have been "zesty" enough if your breath is the first thing on your mind in the morning........
Wickedwrench
Stubborn and opinionated
What? Me worry?Tina2001aniT said:Zesty session must not have been "zesty" enough if your breath is the first thing on your mind in the morning........
The first thing on my mind is who's cooking breakfast!
Wickedwrench
Stubborn and opinionated
Makin my daddy proud!CMC122 said:Yep, you're a man
Most memorable ones for me were - on the sidewalk on a street, in the car after a date, in the parking lot or on the boardwalk as the date is winding down.
And only if it seems obvious to me that she wants me to. Reaching for my hand, arm around me, looking up with that big-eyed reverie, or turning her face to quickly moisten her lips.
Of course, one date took a different approach. She grabbed me by the *EARS* and planted one on me! She said she got tired of waiting.
And only if it seems obvious to me that she wants me to. Reaching for my hand, arm around me, looking up with that big-eyed reverie, or turning her face to quickly moisten her lips.
Of course, one date took a different approach. She grabbed me by the *EARS* and planted one on me! She said she got tired of waiting.
Feast on the yeast
Larry Gude
Strung Out
First...
...you gotta 'set the table': a long, relaxing dining experience, plenty of meaningful conversation, good manners, defferential treatment. Maybe a tad too much wine for her.
Then you make up the excuse to go for a nice walk in the refreshing early fall air to shake off the wine. You've checked the calender; it's a full moon. Coincidently, her coat was left at the coat check, you offer yours.
You brush hands as you stride in time; together. Sparks fly, (if not, rub your slacks real vigorously when she's looking away). Then you take her hand, gently, firmly and gaze into her eyes. 'Maybe we should go?' You offer, suggestively but not to aggressive.
Back to your pad and an innocent suggestion of a night cap. A wink and a nod.
15 minutes later, the plastic sheets are spread on the floor, you're clasping the last leather restraint on her wrist and the 55 gallon drum of body oil is just about warmed enough. You set down the shower nozzle that runs from the drum and you step up to her and say "Oh, yeah...
4 hours later over coffee and cigarettes, you may have to remind her that you did, in fact, kiss first. Then, you hit her up for $50 for the electric bill toss her in a cab and TIVO!!!! Monday night football!
Works like a charm.
...you gotta 'set the table': a long, relaxing dining experience, plenty of meaningful conversation, good manners, defferential treatment. Maybe a tad too much wine for her.
Then you make up the excuse to go for a nice walk in the refreshing early fall air to shake off the wine. You've checked the calender; it's a full moon. Coincidently, her coat was left at the coat check, you offer yours.
You brush hands as you stride in time; together. Sparks fly, (if not, rub your slacks real vigorously when she's looking away). Then you take her hand, gently, firmly and gaze into her eyes. 'Maybe we should go?' You offer, suggestively but not to aggressive.
Back to your pad and an innocent suggestion of a night cap. A wink and a nod.
15 minutes later, the plastic sheets are spread on the floor, you're clasping the last leather restraint on her wrist and the 55 gallon drum of body oil is just about warmed enough. You set down the shower nozzle that runs from the drum and you step up to her and say "Oh, yeah...
4 hours later over coffee and cigarettes, you may have to remind her that you did, in fact, kiss first. Then, you hit her up for $50 for the electric bill toss her in a cab and TIVO!!!! Monday night football!
Works like a charm.
Larry Gude said:...you gotta 'set the table': a long, relaxing dining experience, plenty of meaningful conversation, good manners, defferential treatment. Maybe a tad too much wine for her.
Then you make up the excuse to go for a nice walk in the refreshing early fall air to shake off the wine. You've checked the calender; it's a full moon. Coincidently, her coat was left at the coat check, you offer yours.
You brush hands as you stride in time; together. Sparks fly, (if not, rub your slacks real vigorously when she's looking away). Then you take her hand, gently, firmly and gaze into her eyes. 'Maybe we should go?' You offer, suggestively but not to aggressive.
Back to your pad and an innocent suggestion of a night cap. A wink and a nod.
15 minutes later, the plastic sheets are spread on the floor, you're clasping the last leather restraint on her wrist and the 55 gallon drum of body oil is just about warmed enough. You set down the shower nozzle that runs from the drum and you step up to her and say "Oh, yeah...
4 hours later over coffee and cigarettes, you may have to remind her that you did, in fact, kiss first. Then, you hit her up for $50 for the electric bill toss her in a cab and TIVO!!!! Monday night football!
Works like a charm.
It was spring.Larry Gude said:
Midnightrider
Well-Known Member
personally, i like the before dinner (or whatever), get it outof the way, so it won't be uncomfortable at the doorstep kiss. Wether thats on a walk or at the first stoplight where you have a short silence, depends on the situation.
As to asking, when i was in college you had to take training that encouraged the guy to ask at every milestone if it was ok to proceed. Seemed pretty overboard. But the few times I have asked first, its gone over well. Just be more creative than "youre pretty, can i kiss you???"
As to asking, when i was in college you had to take training that encouraged the guy to ask at every milestone if it was ok to proceed. Seemed pretty overboard. But the few times I have asked first, its gone over well. Just be more creative than "youre pretty, can i kiss you???"
It was baseball.Pete said:
Yes! I remember it welllllll.......
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dems4me
Guest
Well, I guess I go against the grain on this one.... I prefer to be asked -- what if it's someone you have realized you are not attracted too and then WHAMO his lips are all over your's.... 
I say ask please.... 
I say ask please.... 
Pete
Repete
Let me guess..........It has never really been a problem has it?dems4me said:Well, I guess I go against the grain on this one.... I prefer to be asked -- what if it's someone you have realized you are not attracted too and then WHAMO his lips are all over your's....
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dems4me
Guest
Pete said:
well it's right up there with being manhandle where someone is forcing their kiss on you and holds your neck and you can't squirm out of it... that's why I prefer to be asked first... :shrug: nip it in the bud.
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
dems4me said:
nip it in the bud.
That's when you knee them in the nuts. If you're letting people forcibly kiss you and manhandle you then you got issues.
