blondie4512
New Member
You are right on the money
Yea thats when their horny tails are running around poking you all day.... Can we do it again? and again? and again?
Yea thats when their horny tails are running around poking you all day.... Can we do it again? and again? and again?
livinlf2fullest
Discreet Cougar Hunter
blondie4512
New Member
What in heaven could you be talking about
Obviously you know what i'm talking about.... and they are like this as soon as they get out of the shower...
livinlf2fullest
Discreet Cougar Hunter
Obviously you know what i'm talking about.... and they are like this as soon as they get out of the shower...
Its best when both parties are fresh and clean and even taking a shower together to start again, oh the memories.
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Baja28
Obama destroyed America
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
Do tell my young friend where you got your info??
P.S. I can prove that incorrect.
Yes, you can. Thanks for this morning. Gumbo proved it wrong last night. God, I love you old men.
Radiant1
Soul Probe
P.S. I can prove that incorrect.
How are you gonna do that? I'm pretty sure Chain doesn't swing that way.
sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
How are you gonna do that? I'm pretty sure Chain doesn't swing that way.
Then how would he know that 40 year old mens' schlongs do not work?
lovinmaryland
Well-Known Member
How are you gonna do that? I'm pretty sure Chain doesn't swing that way.
At least you hope... huh girl
Radiant1
Soul Probe
I told Him, and viagra doesn't count.
At least you hope... huh girl
Nah, I know He doesn't swing that way.
Baja28
Obama destroyed America
Whoaaaa...R1!!How are you gonna do that? I'm pretty sure Chain doesn't swing that way.
Neither do I. 
Sorry the 40+ guy you were with couldn't "muster up"
. Sounds like you haven't been with the right guy. 
They say men reach their prime around 18. I guess I'm a late bloomer. Although I haven't had the pleasure of trying viagra, I hear it's awesome.
Radiant1
Soul Probe
Sorry the 40+ guy you were with couldn't "muster up"
I was sorry too.
Sounds like you haven't been with the right guy.
I wasn't, but I am now!
They say men reach their prime around 18. I guess I'm a late bloomer.
I did see the amazing thing you can do with a sombrero.
Baja28
Obama destroyed America
Ok, listen up....Skool time!!!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
> 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
> and you're barefoot.
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...>
>
> A sexy babe catches your fancy
> and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...>
>
> Going braless
> pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> You don't care where your spouse goes,
> just as long as you don't have to go along.
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> 'Getting a little action'
> means you don't need to take any fiber today.
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> 'Getting lucky' means
> you find your car in the parking lot.
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> An 'all nighter' means
> not getting up to use the bathroom.>
>
>
> AND
>
>
'OLD' IS WHEN...
>
> You are not sure these are jokes?
Chain729
CageKicker Extraordinaire
Nah, I know He doesn't swing that way.
Damn the luck!
:fixed:
Ok, listen up....Skool time!!!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Man... and all this time I thought "old" was "over 40." Actually, most of the guys I work with are over 55. I hear a lot more about age-related personal problems than I'd like to admit to.
livinlf2fullest
Discreet Cougar Hunter
:fixed:
Actually, most of the guys I work with are over 55. I hear a lot more about age-related personal problems than I'd like to admit to.
Poor guys!
Chain729
CageKicker Extraordinaire
You do realize it's one big joke, right?