Where are all the milf huntin cougar hawks at?

itsbob

I bowl overhand
...you people think you are morons? Seriously.

"He! I'd like to #### that mom! Look, dudes, ain't that a ####-able looking mom right their? Who wants to help me #### that mom? I got firsts! Hope her kids go to bed early so I can #### their mom. What the hell. They can stay up. They may as well learn their moms value now so they know how it is when they grow up to either be a ####-able mom or a ####-able mom hunter big time stud like me! Yup, coarse and vulgar, just like it should be. Maybe I'll knock her up while I'm ####ing her so I can have a son! I'll be so proud! He gonna learn ALL about mom ####ing from the best! I'll show him how to leave and go #### some new mom!"

This who you are? What you want to be?

See, I thought MILF was oringinally a teenage word.

You were 16 years old and you and your friends would hang out at each others house.. your, everyone elses, mom was kind of tired looking, little rotund.. But Jimmies Mom.. She was HOT!!

EVERYONE hung out at Jimmies because his mom was a MILF.

Not that anyone EVER would, or that she would even consider it, but damn, she was FINE!
 
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kris31280

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That TILF would surely be dead by now.





:lol:
Speaking of...

3 years ago the TILF (ok, the TELF) was going in to the same building I worked in and remembered me from high school. We were making small talk and I, in classic Kris fashion, spewed out that in high school he was the teacher all the girls thought was hot, and some of the guys thought so too.

Everyone thought he was gay... he was metrosexual before it was popular.


There was no real reason for that post... just thought I'd share :lmao:
 
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shiki

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for those who prowl the threads looking for horny women, I am not being serious here. I in no way intended this thread to be taken seriously. The internet is a playground! :tantrum:
 
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nomoney

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for those who prowl the threads looking for horny women, I am not being serious here. I in no way intended this thread to be taken seriously. The internet is a playground! :tantrum:



I dont know why they'd take you seriously, I mean when your first post said
"Seriously. Is there someplace (lusby area) they tend to gather?" - they should know that you're not being serious. Stupid horn dogs.
 
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