Whore Spotted On Great Mills Road

The Jackoholic

The Jackoholic

thinning out the tards
captfunk said:
They're only able to exploit prostitutes because prostitution is illegal. Regulate it and STDs should drop way down. Regular testing and all that...

The only major reason it's illegal in the u.s. is because of hoity toity christian types who like to regulate another peoples' good times.

A more paranoid version is that if a guy can go spend $50 on a hot disease-free 20 something year old willing to do him on demand in a classy place any time he felt like it, he'd have far less reason to get roped into marriage or waste money on women who think that because they're penisless the guy should pay both halves of a date. Bad news for our control-free women of america with expanding waistlines and ticking biological clocks.

Hmm 50 bucks for a much hotter and much better in bed girl and guaranteed sex with a woman on the pill with no other agenda other than money... or listening to a woman yammer on just to hear the sound of her own voice with no certainty of getting laid and paying like the same amt and then the woman possibly yelling date rape because she randomly decides on a whim she really didn't want to have sex and doesn't want to accept responsibility for her poor decisions.. and we know that when women cry rape you're guilty whether or not you did it.

haha i love tangents.
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ok everyone stand back the red is about to fly:lmao: :lmao:
 
Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
The Jackoholic said:
ok everyone stand back the red is about to fly:lmao: :lmao:
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:lol: My guess is that CaptFunk is a divorced man who is bitter about his ex. With his attitude, what woman would sleep with him unless there was cash involved?
 
aps45819

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
captfunk said:
Hmm 50 bucks for a much hotter and much better in bed girl and guaranteed sex with a woman on the pill with no other agenda other than money... or listening to a woman yammer on just to hear the sound of her own voice with no certainty of getting laid and paying like the same amt and then the woman possibly yelling date rape because she randomly decides on a whim she really didn't want to have sex and doesn't want to accept responsibility for her poor decisions.. and we know that when women cry rape you're guilty whether or not you did it.
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Have a bad weekend?
 
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captfunk

New Member
Tonio said:
:lol: My guess is that CaptFunk is a divorced man who is bitter about his ex. With his attitude, what woman would sleep with him unless there was cash involved?
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My gf read what i wrote and she said "i agree on legalization and STDs but i don't like the objectification of women." Then she mumbled something about hitting the dusty trail and me finding another gf or some such nonsense. That kidder her.

To which i responded "women are objectified and already objectify themselves so they might as well get paid for it."

aps45819 said:
Have a bad weekend?
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Hmm my weekend. Thanks for asking!

Thurs went lifting then played softball then had unpaid sex.

Fri had unpaid sex then went out to eat at one of those zillion generic restaurants that serve "appetizer and soup," Ruby Tuesday (damn chicken stacker wasn't stacked wtf) and then i don't remember then had unpaid sex.

Saturday i played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas most of the day because i'm fat and lazy and the girlfriend had to go to work to tell people to clean up dog poo at the kennel then she wanted to do this crazy thing called "hanging out with my other friends" and i didn't feel like showering so i didn't go out myself to the Tiki Bar like i thought i was going to but i usually end up making an ass of myself... but despite the great opportunity of making an ass of myself i REALLY didn't want to shower and even though my olfactory sense sucks other peoples' don't so i often don't notice stinky smells, i decided to scrape together what little pride i have left and stay home.

Sunday I played more GTA then resisted the urge to go on a rampage and kill people because i can't tell reality and a computer game apart and managed to drive 20 miles or so to the gf's grandparents' house without incident where they and a cousin and his wife grilled steaks and drank alcohol and then gave me a couch because i'm poor (aka cheap) and my other old couch won't fit in my front door after i moved unless i use a chainsaw. Then we watched Family Guy and Hotel Rwanda, which was pretty boring because i already know people are apathetic to genocide. Then we found a lost siamese cat and returned it to its owner at 1am because the lady happened to have posted notes on everyone in the neighborhood's door looking for it. Found out she and her husband were cops so i kinda felt bad returning the cat because they'd probably be the ones to find me and give me the 5th point on my license because i drive like a retard and go 55 in a 40 even when i see the cop in my rear view mirror while coming home from buying condoms (extra thin) at walmart and have bad luck of being the one guy pulled over on I270 going 80 in a 55 even when other people are passing ME and i'm too lazy to go to court.

what did you do?




god bless whoever sent this karma.
Whore Spotted On Great ... 08-24-2005 05:58 PM supergreen karma for you, you took the words out of every warm blooded american males mouth
Whore Spotted On Great ... 08-24-2005 06:09 PM Inspiring social commentary.
 
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Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
There is no such thing as unpaid sex when you have a girlfriend captfunk. Whether it be dinner and a movie or a gift. You pay everyday in one way or the other for the booty. :lol:
 
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Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
Whore Spotted On Great ... 08-24-2005 03:19 PM thanks for the bad karma, now next time sign it. SKANK
To whomever the smart one is that left this. Please be advised I have not given any karma out today. But if you would let me know who you are next time I will be more than happy to return the favor. TIA :huggy:
 
Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
captfunk said:
Sunday I played more GTA then resisted the urge to go on a rampage and kill people because i can't tell reality and a computer game apart and managed to drive 20 miles or so to the gf's grandparents' house without incident where they and a cousin and his wife grilled steaks and drank alcohol and then gave me a couch because i'm poor (aka cheap) and my other old couch won't fit in my front door after i moved unless i use a chainsaw. Then we watched Family Guy and Hotel Rwanda, which was pretty boring because i already know people are apathetic to genocide. Then we found a lost siamese cat and returned it to its owner at 1am because the lady happened to have posted notes on everyone in the neighborhood's door looking for it. Found out she and her husband were cops so i kinda felt bad returning the cat because they'd probably be the ones to find me and give me the 5th point on my license because i drive like a retard and go 55 in a 40 even when i see the cop in my rear view mirror while coming home from buying condoms (extra thin) at walmart and have bad luck of being the one guy pulled over on I270 going 80 in a 55 even when other people are passing ME and i'm too lazy to go to court.
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Sounds like RodRugg's stoner cousin. :lol:
 
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captfunk

New Member
Tigerlily said:
There is no such thing as unpaid sex when you have a girlfriend captfunk. Whether it be dinner and a movie or a gift. You pay everyday in one way or the other for the booty. :lol:
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She paid for dinner at Ruby Tuesday. I was sad i couldn't get a beer and the second one for a penny because i didn't even bother to bring my wallet so no ID.

I gave her no presents on her birthday because I don't like holidays that require present giving. I give presents when i feel like it and when i know they'll be used and/or appreciated, not because i'm obligated to throw together something by a certain day. She actually cheered this (and knew about it before we ever started dating) because now she won't have to agonize over getting me stuff for my birthday because she knows i expect and want nothing but her company. I give the gift of less weight on her shoulders and freakin out "WHAT THE *BEEP* DO YOU BUY FOR BOYS?!"

I don't see how i pay everyday. I like being around her even when she's dressed. None of it is payment for sex. Her sex drive is my equal or exceeds it anyway (hurray). The way i look at it anyway is "the payment for her sex is my sex." Maybe the payment is the fact that when she has sex she has to touch a boy and we all know boys are yucky. Oh wait that means she is the one paying for sex :)

I've never given out karma, green or red, in my life.

Whore Spotted On Great ... 08-24-2005 07:16 PM OK, now you showed what a retard you are, and your GF had unpaid sex at the Tiki Bar. and yes you did pay for sex Friday, you paid with food.



i'm a retard :clap:
 
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Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
If you had given out karma it would be grey and useless at this point. I did get a laugh out of your posts though. So I think I will give you some green.
 
aps45819

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
captfunk said:
what did you do?
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Took my boy camping. He's the result of sex that I've been paying for every month for the last six years and will continue to pay for another 12 years.
Small price to pay for immortality.
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
Tonio said:
What was the name of the company? Maybe the firm and its employees need to be exposed to public shame.
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Why?

And prove that's what they were doing.

Tonio said:
Even if it was a private car, would it work to call the police with the tag number?
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I certainly hope not.

YOU should certainly hope not.


Suppose you piss me off and I call the police, "Yeah - I saw Tonio picking up a whore in Great Mills Road."



Not cool.
 
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