Why you men get in trouble

[JeJeTe]

And your question is.....?

There isn't a question mark in my statement therefore I have no question.

 

[withrespect]

There isn't a question mark in my statement therefore I have no question.

She told you, Railroad. ... *snaps fingers*

 

[Railroad]

She told you, Railroad. ... *snaps fingers*

Oh I am SO TOLD. Crushed for a nanosecond. I shall return to my home underneath a cow patty to lick my grievous wounds, resolving to learn from my temerity.

 

[Toxick]

Why do you do this?

Same reason women fake orgasms.



To end a condition that could spiral downhill any moment and become unpleasant for everyone involved.

 

[Misfit]

Same reason women fake orgasms.

Women have orgasms?

 

[Toxick]

Women have orgasms?

No. But they pretend they do.

 

[withrespect]

No. But they pretend they do.

 

[vraiblonde]

No. But they pretend they do.

 

[Pete]

Same reason women fake orgasms.



To end a condition that could spiral downhill any moment and become unpleasant for everyone involved.

This.

I have a whole story. Part of it I can tell without repercussions, part I cannot. At the moment the story starts I have but nanoseconds to decide what is suitable for dissemination, what is not. Sometimes I err and it is unfortunate. I try not to err because I hate conflict.

 

[ftcret]

Same reason women fake orgasms.



To end a condition that could spiral downhill any moment and become unpleasant for everyone involved.

Women fake orgasms because they think we care.

 

[ZARA]

Women fake orgasms because they think we care.

That's not true. Some women fake just so you will gtfo so we can go to sleep.

 

[Misfit]

That's not true. Some women fake just so you will gtfo so we can go to sleep.

That’s why I do it.

 

[GURPS]

My husband can't tell a story to save his life. I am always "Just spit it out already!!!"

This is my husband too, and explaining any story takes forever, usually at the end, I am like, "which or what was your point?"

I get home from a hard days work, the wife drones on I have to stop her and ask

'Whats the point here, I do not need to hear about the Journey, just the end result'

and I get

:shrug:

 

[GURPS]

Women have orgasms?

:shrug:


Who Knew ....

 

[vraiblonde]

:shrug:


Who Knew ....

Not you, apparently.

 

[GURPS]

That's not true. Some women fake just so you will gtfo so we can go to sleep.

.... get off, and Get off .....

 

[Foxhound]

Same reason women fake orgasms.

WHAT!!!!

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

.... get off, and Get off .....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

This.

I have a whole story. Part of it I can tell without repercussions, part I cannot. At the moment the story starts I have but nanoseconds to decide what is suitable for dissemination, what is not. Sometimes I err and it is unfortunate. I try not to err because I hate conflict.

You catch Hell if you tell the truth, but you catch more Hell if you lie.
What's the difference?

 

[vraiblonde]

You catch Hell if you tell the truth, but you catch more Hell if you lie.
What's the difference?

Pop quiz:

Which is more: hell, or more hell?