Once upon a time.................
Why you men get in trouble
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Once upon a time.................
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
Okay, let me give you something to start with, Vrai. Maybe we can ALL write the story.
So the credit card bill comes in, and it's time to look it over before setting it in the "pay" pile.
A number of irregularities catch your eye. Merchant names like, "World Recreation" and "News Review."
So, He Who Shall Remain Nameless (we'll call him "He" for short) comes in the door a short time later. Time to ask some questions.
Next?
So the credit card bill comes in, and it's time to look it over before setting it in the "pay" pile.
A number of irregularities catch your eye. Merchant names like, "World Recreation" and "News Review."
So, He Who Shall Remain Nameless (we'll call him "He" for short) comes in the door a short time later. Time to ask some questions.
Next?
That's not a good start since I keep my money separate from anyone who is not myself.
Let's start where he says, "I always wanted to be a man...."
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
'Kay, I'll bite.
I always wanted to be a man who can come and go as he pleases and not have to tell anybody where I am. So if I came home drunk at 4 a.m., I wouldn't have to explain where I'd been or who I was with after getting off work at 6 p.m.
JeJeTe
Happiness
Or if you wanted to go to the zoo to meet a bunch of people who may or may not have been invited, you could go to that too.
DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
Guess I should've followed that up with 'so don't EVER lie.'
Or it could be:
"...because when I was a woman I didn't really feel right about myself..."
DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
That man is single.
USWWarrior
It's a Jeep thang!
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
See? This is why you gents need to tell the whole story without us having to drag it out of you syllable by syllable. Women don't speak Grunt.
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
Who TOLD you?!
Darn, broke a nail on that " : " key.....
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
USWWarrior
It's a Jeep thang!
Guilty as charged. But then again, i guess it is proven because I am single now and was never any good at the telling the whole story thing.
But I am in a happy place now because my dog understands me, is okay with me just telling him what I want and doesnt try to extract more or out me or twist my words.
Which leads me to the one actual input I would have had for your original post. For me, personally, I always had a hard time saying the whole thing because the words would be twisted in return and then the subject veered off into something totally different. After a while, you stop trying because you pretty much can guess the outcome, so you say as little as possible. (I am not implying that is in all cases, just mine).
Chasey_Lane
Salt Life
I don't look at the purchases... I just pay the bill.
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
I don't look at the purchases... I just pay the bill.
Tsk - no fun. You need to be ALL UP IN ARMS about this! Be angry! Interrogate! Crank the Chasey Suspicion Ray up to full power! Presume guilt! Rig the gallows! Warm up the castration instruments!
Warm. Pfft. What is this, a day spa?