Would you kill you spouse?

[mamatutu]

I bet you're not thinking about that when you are in the process of creating that baby!

That has nothing to do with it. You enjoyed the moment of creation, too. You just didn't have to have the baby, or all that goes with it for the female before conception, as in all the years of discomfort every month, leading up to that moment. So, what do you really have to say?. There are certain things you cannot fake, or even have a clue about. I will give you an A for effort, but you have totally failed. You guys shy at the thought of having your privates hurt without a cup, and most of you faint at the sight of blood. You have no argument. So, there you go. I look forward to your reply. The word 'baby' has more than one meaning.

 

[DoWhat]

Keep on keeping' on!

What does that mean?

 

[Hank]

You missed my point, but that is ok! I have gathered that your life is perfect. Good for you, vrai. We should all be so blessed. Keep on keeping' on! Why would you say anything different on a forum you own. Did you know that showing weakness, vulnerability, and honesty is a good thing? It is called being human.

You smokin' that labor day weed?

 

[mamatutu]

You smokin' that labor day weed?

One and only time was 9th grade, and it made me sick as a dog; circa 1970 and never again.

 

[mamatutu]

What does that mean?

It means what it means. Thanks, but vrai can answer for herself. You must be really bored.

 

[Beta]

Loved it! Highly recommend this training video to the wives in this forum who called me names for reminding them of their duties!

 

[sockgirl77]

You missed my point, but that is ok! I have gathered that your life is perfect. Good for you, vrai. We should all be so blessed. Keep on keeping' on! Why would you say anything different on a forum you own. Did you know that showing weakness, vulnerability, and honesty is a good thing? It is called being human.

You must be reading a different Vraiblonde's posts. I've seen her go through a divorce and a few online dating debacles. But, hey, not everyone can go through life being drunk all day like you.

 

[vraiblonde]

You must be reading a different Vraiblonde's posts. I've seen her go through a divorce and a few online dating debacles. But, hey, not everyone can go through life being drunk all day like you.

But wouldn't it be great if we could?

 

[sockgirl77]

But wouldn't it be great if we could?

Sure, as long as the alcohol was hangover-free.

 

[Beta]

Sure, as long as the alcohol was hangover-free.

if you're drunk all day, every day, then you never hit the hangover.

 

[sockgirl77]

if you're drunk all day, every day, then you never hit the hangover.

Good point. Vodka is low-carb, right?

 

[bulldog]

Honey, my husband could write to Penthouse regarding his satisfaction in our relationship...Can you?


Not only do I cook, clean, bake jet, take care of my children, support him taking classes, and work full time... I conduct myself as a lady when out with him and make him PROUD and LUCKY to have ME as a wife. No amount of "training" could teach that.


I do all this because it is not "expected" of me... It is instead "appreciated." Buying your wife things and paying bills doesn't show her your appreciation. No matter how much you try to justify it doing so.

Unless I'm launching a milkshake as some bastard.

 

[withrespect]

Unless I'm launching a milkshake as some bastard.

He had it coming to him.

 

[bulldog]

He had it coming to him.

No doubt.

 

[MMDad]

Good point. Vodka is low-carb, right?

Technically yes, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have the same effects. It sort of replaces the carbs your body would otherwise burn, so you won't metabolize them.

Diet wise, your body would have to metabolize all of the alcohol, then all of the carbs, before it could metabolize any fat.

One shot of alcohol contains about 100 calories. If you add 5 drinks to your diet, that's an easy 500 calories plus any in the mixer. Adds up really quick.

I know, I'm a

 

[lucky_bee]

Technically yes, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have the same effects. It sort of replaces the carbs your body would otherwise burn, so you won't metabolize them.

Diet wise, your body would have to metabolize all of the alcohol, then all of the carbs, before it could metabolize any fat.

One shot of alcohol contains about 100 calories. If you add 5 drinks to your diet, that's an easy 500 calories plus any in the mixer. Adds up really quick.

I know, I'm a

you just took all the fun I had left in my low-carb diet


If I save all my alcohol 'til the weekend, in my mind, those carbs don't count!

 

[sockgirl77]

Technically yes, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have the same effects. It sort of replaces the carbs your body would otherwise burn, so you won't metabolize them.

Diet wise, your body would have to metabolize all of the alcohol, then all of the carbs, before it could metabolize any fat.

One shot of alcohol contains about 100 calories. If you add 5 drinks to your diet, that's an easy 500 calories plus any in the mixer. Adds up really quick.

I know, I'm a

I can sit here and eat 100 pounds of fat and not put on a pound. But, you give me 100 ####ing grams of carbs and I'll put on 5 pounds by smelling it. I'm diabetic and carbs are a nasty mother ####er.

 

[sockgirl77]

you just took all the fun I had left in my low-carb diet


If I save all my alcohol 'til the weekend, in my mind, those carbs don't count!

Bottle of water + Lemonade Crystal Light + Vodka=