withrespect
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I want to thank everyone who posted in this thread to remind me why I have no desire to get married again. Thank you!
We are here to help.
Would you kill you spouse?
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MMDad
Lem Putt
I want to thank everyone who posted in this thread to remind me why I have no desire to get married again. Thank you!
Me either. Once I get rid of this one, I'm done with the marrying thing. Unless I find a 25 YO, hot, nympho gold digger who wants to make my heart explode in bed.
withrespect
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
MMDad
Lem Putt
Not many of those around... Probably more than one, less than ten.
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MMDad
Lem Putt
I wont outlive my wife so I dont have to worry about getting remarried.
Do you know why men die before their wives?
Because we want to.
slotpuppy
Ass-hole
That and women suck the life out of us. Damn vampire bitches.
ZARA
Registered User
And you are the only man on earth that complains about a woman sucking the life out of you.
slotpuppy
Ass-hole
Complain about sucking the life out of me, yes I do. Complain about other forms of sucking, never.
NextJen
Raisin cane
I got a chuckle out of this whole conversation as I read it earlier today. I was looking up old commercial jingles on YouTube for something on Facebook, and I came across this gem of a video. Thought everyone would enjoy it.
mamatutu
mama to two
Yes, definitely enjoyed that video!
I am still awaiting the video showing a real man having a baby, for real! Then, we can talk about who does what! How many women wanted to kill their husbands during childbirth? The numbers would be astronomical. There should be a poll for that. 
PJumper
New Member
Yes, definitely enjoyed that video!
I bet you're not thinking about that when you are in the process of creating that baby!
PJumper
New Member
Loved it! Highly recommend this training video to the wives in this forum who called me names for reminding them of their duties!
I am going to show my wife this video and tell her this is the way it should be.
My funeral will more than likely be next Saturday, hope you all can make it.
Not me. My kids' dad was great when I was bitchy in labor. He missed his calling as a professional labor coach.
afjess1989
Amount of F##Ks given, 0
Here's the link
The Stepford Wives Organization at stepfordwives.org (To Serve Man is Not A Cookbook... It's A Pleasure (c) Copyright 2010) : Home Page
From the how to dress link on the page....
Wear yours with a non-elastic top thigh hi stockings (many modern thigh hi stockings have a sure-grip band at the top, making them difficult to use with a garter belt's fasteners) such as the ones in the vintage era. You can wear them comfortably to bed with matching panties. The Stepford Wives Organization recommends you try wearing them without panties occasionally, to entice your husband to help himself if he's in need and you happen to be asleep.
The Stepford Wives Organization at stepfordwives.org (To Serve Man is Not A Cookbook... It's A Pleasure (c) Copyright 2010) : Home Page
From the how to dress link on the page....
Wear yours with a non-elastic top thigh hi stockings (many modern thigh hi stockings have a sure-grip band at the top, making them difficult to use with a garter belt's fasteners) such as the ones in the vintage era. You can wear them comfortably to bed with matching panties. The Stepford Wives Organization recommends you try wearing them without panties occasionally, to entice your husband to help himself if he's in need and you happen to be asleep.
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ZARA
Registered User
And this is why Lorena Bobbed-it.
afjess1989
Amount of F##Ks given, 0
mamatutu
mama to two
You missed my point, but that is ok!
I have gathered that your life is perfect. Good for you, vrai. We should all be so blessed. Keep on keeping' on! 
Why would you say anything different on a forum you own. Did you know that showing weakness, vulnerability, and honesty is a good thing? It is called being human.
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