You are not a real redneck if you've never

[Pete]

Gotten a bag of boiled peanuts from a roadside stand run by someone you know.

Thrown dirt clods at cows. (From behind a fence doesn't count.)

Had a cow pie squish up between the toes of a barefoot.

Snuck a mason jar of home canned peaches from the shelf in the garage and eaten the whole thing.

Rocked a chicken to sleep and left it in the yard.




Feel free to join in.

 

[vraiblonde]

I've never done any of those things

 

[crabcake]

Shaved the family cat on Easter Sunday.

 

[Pete]

I've never done any of those things

You can be a pink neck

 

[sweetpea]

Made a diamond ring out of a fireflies light.

 

[Pete]

Shaved the family cat on Easter Sunday.

We never had a "family" cat. We had about 2 dozen farm cats and they were not the type that would take kindly to shaving.

 

[vraiblonde]

Made a diamond ring out of a fireflies light.

I did that! I did that! I still do that! My girlfriend always gets bent with me - "You...you...JEWELRY MAKER "

 

[Christy]

You are not a real redneck if you've never



Had your father touted as the town hero for shooting the speakers off the Catholic church for playing the bells too loud on a Sunday morning.

 

[crabcake]

You are not a real redneck if you've never



Had your father touted as the town hero for shooting the speakers off the Catholic church for playing the bells too loud on a Sunday morning.

 

[sweetpea]

I did that! I did that! I still do that! My girlfriend always gets bent with me - "You...you...JEWELRY MAKER "

I had a friend that didn't like it either... then I'd make matching earrings


My brother used to shoot em out of a BB gun...that was cool too.

 

[Pete]

You are not a real redneck if you've never



Had your father touted as the town hero for shooting the speakers off the Catholic church for playing the bells too loud on a Sunday morning.

Good one

Had 1 battery and 3 cars. Had to move the battery when you wanted to drive the other ones.

 

[vraiblonde]

I had a friend that didn't like it either... then I'd make matching earrings

We used to get a bunch of bug butts and smear our name on the sidewalk. You'd have your name in lights for about 15 seconds.

 

[Otter]

Poured salt on a slug and watched em melt.

 

[crabcake]

Poured salt on a slug and watched em melt.

done that

 

[Pete]

Cut open shotgun shells and used the gunpowder to make little bombs.

 

[sweetpea]

We used to get a bunch of bug butts and smear our name on the sidewalk. You'd have your name in lights for about 15 seconds.

OMG...Do I remember when...

I gotta remember to show my 5 y/o that this summer.

 

[Otter]

Cut open shotgun shells and used the gunpowder to make little bombs.

Oh yeah, packed it tight into a aerosol can top, stuck a fuse in it and wrapped it up tight in electricians tape...bout double the power of an ashcan.

 

[RoseRed]

Poured salt on a slug and watched em melt.

Was it a big yellow bananna slug and watch it turn green and froth?

I never did that.

 

[CityGrl]

Gone cow-tipping...

 

[Bustem' Down]

Done some of all that, but I'm still 100% city, 0% redneck.